The Meme Queens

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Random Quotes

In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion.

If the devil was to ever see you he'd kiss your eyes and repent.

May flowers grown in teh saddest part of you.

If I could do girlhood again, I'd ask to be scarier. Less whimpering, more pyromaniac urges, more flirting with kerosene.

Perhaps it is the greatest grief, after all, to be left on earth when another is gone.

I'm too alone in the world, yet not alone enough to make each hour holy.

I am the shape you made me. Filth teaches filth.

I am fond of lovers but I cannot love, I am too far away, I am banished.

I have searched for my mother's love in all corners of the world.

And that's the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too.

Marriage can wait, education cannot.

Like a compass needle that points north, a man's accusing finger always finds a woman. Always.

What terrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly promising, and fading out into an indifferent middle age.

At fifteen you had the radiance of early morning, at twenty you will begin to have the melancholy brilliance of the moon.

I wish I wasn't such a dreamer. I've ruined this life for myself.

To whom do I owe the biggest apology? NO one's been cruller than I have been to me.

Strange how we decorate pain.

If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her three hundert sonnets, he loves sonnets.

It os the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.

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Emma 2020 Quotes

Whatever you say, always comes to pass!

I lay it down as a general rule that if a woman doubts whether she should accept a man or not, she certainly ought to refuse him.

'Til men do fall in love with well-informed minds instead of handsome faces, a girl with such loveliness as __ has a certainty of being admired and sought after wherever she goes.

I am very much mistaken if your sex, in general, would not find these qualities the highest claims a woman could possess.

Better to be without sense altogether than to misapply it as you do.

We are both prejudiced. You against, I for him and we shall have no chance of agreeing until he is really here.

He's a trifling, silly fop.

With whom will you dance?

There is one thing which a man can always do if he chooses, and that is his duty.

You have been a friend and companion such as few possess.

You’ve always been your own master. You’ve no idea what it is to have tempers to manage.

The misfortune of your birth, ought to make you particularly careful as to your associates.

If they were very poor, I might hope to be useful to them in some way, but a farmer can need none of my help, and is therefore as much above my notice as he is below it.

But how can we admire a painted beauty with such loveliness… before us in the flesh?

I have none of the usual inducements of women to marry. Fortune I do not want. Employment I do not want. Consequence I do not want.

One is sick of the very name, “__.”

I had no right to expect much, and indeed I did not expect much. But I had imagined him, I confess, a degree or two nearer gentility.

Considering how very handsome you are you seem little occupied with it. Your vanity lies a different way.

You must be the best judge of your own happiness.

__, comport yourself!

Do not attempt with your good nature to understand a bad one. You must let it go its own way.

I give you encouragement? You are entirely mistaken, sir. I have no thoughts of matrimony at present.

He sought to aggrandize and enrich himself.

Where there is a ballroom, there can be a ball.

It is always the lady’s right to decide on the degree of acquaintance.

Our companions are excessively stupid.

You must allow that what is good and what is ridiculous are most unfortunately blended in her.

I have been unpardonably vain and insufferably arrogant.

He uses everybody ill and they’re delighted to forgive him.

If I loved you less then I might be able to talk about it more, but you know what I am.

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Six the Musical Quotes

How you doing tonight? So obviously you know who we are. So you came here tonight to party with us old school. Who lasted the longest was the strongest. The biggest sinner is obviously the winner. Who had the son takes number one. Who was most chased shall be first placed. The most inglorious is victorious. There is only one you need to hear from tonight. Then ___ died, so naturally I am imprisoned for 7 years. I just don't think I will look that good in a wimple. The one with the plan, the plan to steal the man. The one who chased the king, but paid the price with a swordsman's swing. Wait, didn't you actually die? Weren't you the one he truly loved? I had a daughter and he literally chopped my head off. I stood by him, like I was made of stone. What hurts more than a broken heart? He had to adjust his location settings, if you will. __ has certainly done her justice. No need to thank us, the pleasure has been ours. It's the usual story, isn't it? The savvy, educated, young __, deemed repulsive by the wheezing, wrinkled, ulcer ridden ___ ___ years her senior. How could anyone ever overcome a fate as devastating as being forced to move into a splendid palace with more money than I could spend in a lifetime, with not a single man around to tell me what to do with it. Now that's one horse out of the race. He didn't even have the decency to say goodbye. Guys, I have the plague. Good luck trying to compete with us, honey. Dying of natural causes... when will justice be served?!? Being rejected for your looks legit sounds really rough, I wouldn't know anything about that. No one cared when you died. It is not her fault no one remembers her bland and uneventful life. You seriously want to talk about humiliation? You know what? I'm good. I can't keep doing this. __ is just trying to make us look stupid instead of playing by the rules like everyone else. But isn't there a bigger problem here? Aw... we could have done it as a song...

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Avatar: The Last Airbender Quotes

Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not.

I’m angry at myself!

Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source.

It’s easy to do nothing, it’s hard to forgive.

You can’t always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you keep moving, you will come to a better place.

You miscalculated. I love ___ more than I fear you.

Step aside, filth.

There is nothing wrong with letting the people who love you help you.

I know sometimes it hurts more to hope and it hurts more to care. But you have to promise me that you won’t stop caring.

My own mother thought I was a monster… She was right of course, but it still hurt.

In the darkness, hope is something you give yourself.

Never forget who you are, for surely the world won’t.

Why am I so bad at being good?

___ ___ says ___ was born lucky. ___ says I was lucky to be born.

Knowledge of the arts belongs to us all.

It is important to draw wisdom from different places. If you take it from only one place, it becomes rigid and stale.

Sometimes the best way to solve your own problems is to help someone else.

know you’re not supposed to cry over spilled tea, but it’s just so sad!

There are reasons each of us are born. We have to find those reasons.

Protection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love.

Being part of the group also means being part of group hugs.

Love is brightest in the dark.

Look, I hate to be the wet blanket here, but since ___ busy, I guess it’s up to me.

You’re awfully cute, but unfortunately for you, you’re made of meat.

Stop! Stop it right now! What’s wrong with you? We don’t have time for fun and games with the war going on.

In my country, we exchange a pleasant “hello” before asking questions.

Don’t you know that fans only make flames stronger?

Why would ___ want YOU back? Except to lock you up where you can no longer embarrass ___!

Yesterday my mouth tasted like mud. Now it tastes like sand. I never thought I would miss the taste of mud so much.

I didn’t know what or when, but I knew I’d know it when I knew it!

Nice speech, ___! It was pretty and poetic, but also scary in a good way!

The past can be a great teacher.

When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.

There really is no fathoming the depths of my hatred for this place.

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The Great S01E03 Quotes

We will have free bread and medicine for all, education and art for all.

Is this a coup or a fucking book club?

I do not remember the new rule where I justify why I tell you to shut up.

Next time he is on you, stab him in the face.

I would have ridden, but my horse has trouble with stairs.

I promised you a lover.

It is thoughtful of me, I agree.

I cordially invite you to my execution and wish we'd known each other better.

You perhaps did not need to hear that story.

That is immoral and disgusting.

Give me some of your medals.

I am an instinctive military genius as my father before me.

I have the only key.

I won't stab him. I haven't even hidden a knife anywhere.

He is a danger to us. I suppose we should kill him, but he is sort of family, and we are sentimental.

He has a shine for me, I believe.

And why did he choose you?

Your father did not educate you?

Do you aim to charm me?

It'll be fun, albeit possibly fatal if it goes awry.

You may stay the night.

It is inspiring. It inspires fear.

Your beauty hurts.

If anyone ever invents something easier than buttons, we are all in trouble.

Unseen forces at work.

I hate all the pretend at court.

You must treat it as a foolish game.

I am not six. I do not giggle.

So he has made you happy, it seems?

Oh, so he cannot have made you that happy if you want him to go.

I am very disappointed in you, as would your father be.

How can you be so sanguine?

Truth is, he'll do as he wishes with me hang me, flay me, or take me hunting and for a nice lunch.

You have a sadness in you, and worst of all, you do not seem to know how to have fun.

Coughing blood is generally the problem sign.

I am chap with iron will and control.

How marvelous it was when you stabbed holes in that man.

There is now love and fear for me from all.

If you do not want him, you may choose your own lover.

He can fuck off or stay at court. I do not care, as long as you are happy and not a miserable, scowling cunt.

And you are happy and grateful for my efforts towards your happiness?

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The Great S01E02 Quotes

You're not Great, are you?

I've never done a coup before, so I'm unsure how to proceed.

You're all hot blood, aren't you?

For while I am brilliant,it must be tested and impregnable.

I am brilliant, which has often been misconstrued as mad.

I would like the take the land of my recently widowed sister‐in‐law and nephews.

So much is laid at the church's feet, I sometimes fear they cannot see the congregation

for the dazzling riches they stack before them.

Let's not ruin the parties.

So your wife will not be happy, but I will, and that's all that matters.

It is a happy court, it seems.

Darling. Are you drunk yet?

I was noticing the unhappy nature of your bride.

She does not love me. Everyone else does, so the fault lies with her.

He needs to be cunt‐struck by you.

Um, should, should we go to the, um,

uh, library or the, the garden?

It is thrilling to break the rules, is it not?

You have caught my eye.

Oh, my God. You are trying to seduce me.

I am not well‐versed with women.

I was not good at seducing, and he was not good at understanding that he was being seduced.

We should also find you a lover.

I should take a lover?

You remain unhappy, I become

more and more angry, and then I kill you.

I don't want to kill you. You're not a bad person.

I could kill you. You are a bad person.

I like you. You're funny,

in a droll, despairing sort of way.

Please do not speak to me. I beg you.

It is something I am forgetting as I walk away from you. Good day.

I was thinking a small carriage accident, a suitable period of mourning, and onward to a new choice.

I could kill her and start again. Why is no one excited by this idea?

I suspect I will always need more, as I am a person who always needs more.

And if you're seeking flaws, I could also make a list of yours if it would aid you.

I've always said you're the smartest man in the kingdom.

She is smarter than I hoped.

You just have to try and control everyone, don't you?

I'm killing her, a carriage accident later in the week.

Your obvious unhappiness endangers you.

My nature and my station collided, that is all.

Everyone has their thing. Hers was cruelty.

I apologize if I have been of sour face lately.

No eyes, that one. To never see a naked woman or a deer in full fucking fight again. Still, he may fuck ugly women and be happy now.

The secret is to imagine your feet have wings on them.

To be true to my heart, apparently, I must be disingenuous with my face.

It is not a crime to lie to others, just to lie to one's self.

You perhaps thought the taking of an empire would be effortless.

What's the point in believing in something if you will not act for it?

I saw a small man and imagined something bigger.

You cannot just force everyone to just bend to your will, for externally they will, but inside, simmering discontent will rise, and may spew forth.

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The Great S01E01 Quotes

I overheard my father talking last night.

He said your father is a fool, that you have practically no money,

and that you'll soon lose everything.

I don't think that's true.

We had strawberries last night.

God, you are a child.

I am to be married!

Who would marry you?

Does this crazy man know your family situation?

They have bears.

They look cute.

You look taller in your portrait.

Send her back. Get me a tall one.

She's not another inbred, is she?

It wasn't mentioned.

I assure you, I am of sound mind, sir.

I wrote a letter?

We threw a little something together.

Your family, apparently, are fucked.

Wedding's at seven.

I have to get back to my whores. Horses. Horses.

Aren't you gorgeously optimistic?

She is a vision of radiance.

I must make my introduction.

Oh, God is a cruel master.

I saw soldiers on the road on my trip.

Oh shit, maybe we lost.

It's like the sun has floated into our court and exploded.

No, you don't talk, my love.

Let us hope my seed has found purchase.

Brief is often a relief.

The truth is, we do not know each other.

I will cut your throat.

I like it. Yes, that's better.

You are a witch.

You must break a lot of glasses.

I would not bury her. I could not bear the thought

of never seeing her.

Someone should work out what goes on

between a chap and his mother. There'd be money in that.

It may indeed be pleasant to have a wife.

How sweet you are. I could put you in my mouth

and you would dissolve.

I will be your dearest friend and confidante. You will need one.

Most of the women have tongues in the shape of a cat‐o'‐nine‐tails.

We cannot read.

Might I escort you to your apartments?

It was uncharacteristically clever of him.

Do not be boring

and have a peasant's morality.

Please, make your husband happy.

Is that not what you came here to do? Is it not hard, though, to share?

The decisions must weigh heavy.

You will bear my heirs. There is no higher use.

You are slow of mind and wit.

Will it stop you talking about dull things? And I jest, of course. Sort of.

My father won battles. He expanded the kingdom.

I make women happy. Sometimes they yelp like newborn puppies. It's a lovely thing.

Women are for seeding, not reading.

Man will never be free until the last king has been strangled with the entrails of the last priest.

Are you pregnant?

This is bigger than you and your happiness.

My father was in the military. He said that to some, war is merely a chess game, and to others, a horror of responsibility for the blood of men. Where do you fall on this?

There's no point owning these people if you can't use them as you wish.

If you had shown me an ounce of kindness, I was ready with a heart full of love.

I'm glad she's not alive to see this. Not that I'm glad she's dead. I'm not. Never. Sometimes. Just once.

Don't look at me like that. You're a disappointment to me, too.

You will die here in content old age, having given me many hours of pleasure and service, and many heirs. Boys, preferably.

This has never happened to a woman before.

What am I to do? Just live at someone else's whim?

Ever since I was a child, I felt like greatness was in store for me. A great life, I felt. Like God himself had spat me forth to land on this Earth and in some way transform it.That I was here for a reason, a purpose.

Why did He make you a woman, then?

For comedy, I guess.

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The Great Quotes

Maybe god speaks through me

You are dancing close to heresy

He does not love you, that is all

We just need some clear air together and you will love me and forgot him, probably in... a week?

You will one day look at this as a funny story to tell our children

You love me

My father used to say when a woman wants to kill you, you are in business

They have bears. I may get one. They look cute

You are playing a game on me

It is a game were we both win

I will go, it is safest for you

Anyone in this court could turn on you, including me

I did not drink, now I do. I did not kill, now I do. I did not hope... oh no, that is still the same

Be kind to him, he is a delicate soul

Did you just call me a dumb whore?

I more implied smart whore

I wish I'd been terrible

it is frustrating to wait outside the doors, isn't it?

You would rather witness their idiocy?

You need a lover, it will cheer you

Ever since I was a child, I felt like greatness was in store for me

It is a trick men are slow to learn, you ask

That noice, I have not heard it before, good or bad?

“n-fucking-believable, I’m about to cut your throat and you’re making jokes?

When I cut you heart out, I will have a look in and see if it was true.

Do I look happy?

I'd love a confident smile of inevitable victory, if you could

Why don't you fucking love me, by the way?

I workd the corridors of self-interet using what assets I have

I never thought being doomed would feel so pleasant

Women are for seeding, not reading

You seem to live by your own rules

It helps they think I'm mad

She gave me a twig

She's not another inbred, is she?

I have to get back to my whores...whor-ses...horses

Someone should work ot what goes on between a chap and his mother. There'd be money in that

You are the only person who has not loved me. It is inconceivable to me and says nothing good about you

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Into the Woods lyrics

Cinderella at the grave:

What is it that you wish, child?

Do you know what you wish?

Are you certain what you wish is what you want?

If you know what you want, then make a wish

Hello, little girl:

Hello, little girl

Tender and fresh

This one's especially lush

You're missing all the flowers

The sun won't set for hours

Take your time

The birds are singing sweetly

You'll miss the birds completely

Just one would be so boring

Look what you're ignoring

The cow as white as milk:

What are you doing here?

You forgot your scarf

You shouldn't be here, it's not safe!

I want to help

I know things now:

I should have headed her advice

He seemed so nice

He showed me things, many beautiful things

I had been so careful

I never had cared

He made me feel excited, well, excited and scared

With that sickening grin

How could I know what was in store?

Though, I really got scared

And you brought us to the light

And I know things now many valuable things that I hadn't known before

They will not protect you

The way that they should

And take extra care with strangers

Even flowers have their dangers

Nice is different than good

A very nice prince:

He's a very nice Prince

It's a very nice ball

Is he charming, they say that he's charming

We did nothing but dance

I don't meet a wide range

It's all very strange

Agony:

Did I abuse her or show her disdain?

Why does she run from me?

If I should lose her how shall I regain the heart she has won from me?

When the one thing you want is the only thing out of your reach

Oh, the torture they teach!

Am I not sensitive, clever well-mannered, considerate passionate, charming as kind as I'm handsome?

You are everything maidens could wish for!

Is that girl must be mad!

You know nothing of madness

I must have her to wife

It takes two:

You've changed

You're daring

I thought one was enough

It takes patience and fear and despair

Let's hope the changes last

Stay with me:

Children should listen

What were you not to do

Why could you not obey

What would you have me be

I embarrass you

You are ashamed of me

You don't understand

I am no longer a child, I wish to see the world

Don't you know what's out there in the world

Someone has to shield you from the world

Princes wait there in the world, it's true, princes, yes, but wolves and

Who out there could love you more than I

What out there that I cannot supply

The world is dark and wild

Stay a child while you can be a child

On the steps of the palace:

He's a very smart Prince

He's a Prince who prepares

I'm caught unawares

Well it means that he cares

This is more than just malice

Better stop and take stock

All right what do you want

Why not stay and be caught

But then what if he knew who I am when I know

I'm not what he thinks

So then which do you pick

Where you're safe, out of sight and yourself, but where everything's wrong

You know that you'll never belong

It's my first big decision

The choice isn't easy to make

It's fun to deceive when you know you can leave

There's a lot that's at stake

You've stalled long enough

Better run along home

At home they don't care

I know what my decision is which is not to decide

Careful my toe:

It'll have to go

Why won't it fit?

You'll have such a life

It's a perfect fit

Any moment:

May I kiss you?

Any moment we could be crushed

This is ridiculous

What am I doing here?

Right and wrong don't matter in the woods

Life is often so unpleasant

Moments in the woods:

What was that?

Was that me?

Was that him?

Am I mad?

Back to life, back to sense

Let the moment go

Your fault:

But it isn't my fault

Oh, and tell us who persuaded you to steal that gold

Then whose is it?

You were greedy!

She went and dared me to!

You're responsible!

You're the one to blame!

It's your fault!

Last midnight:

Doesn't matter how

Anyway, it doesn't matter now

Nothing we can do

No, of course what really matters is the blame, someone you can blame

Fine, if that's the thing you enjoy

You're all liars and thieves

Like his father, like his son will be, too

No one is alone:

Now you're on your own

No one is alone

Who knows what she'd say?

Who can say what's true?

People make mistakes

You decide what's right, you decide what's good

Someone is on your side

Children will listen:

Sometimes people leave you

No one leaves for good

Things will be all right now

Children will listen

Careful before you say "Listen to me"

Careful the wish you make

Wishes are children

Careful the path they take

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Random Quotes

You're rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend

We can do whatever sins we want! There's no god here to observe this

The man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one

You cannot kill me in a way that matters

Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing

Am I supposed to be gratful to have survived this?

But who prays for satan? Who has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit

Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show

In a sense, I'm the one who ruined me: I did it myself

I'm drowning and you're three feet away screaming: "Learn how to swim"

You've seen my descent now watch my rising

She was just another broken doll, dreaming of a boy with glue

A golden cage is still a cage

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness

How many centuries deep is you wound?

Being against evil doesn't make you good

Know the rules well so you can break them effectively

You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering

Sad brids still sing

I heard a woman becomes herself the first time she speaks without permission then, every word out of her mouth a riot

They say a woman's first blood doesn't come from between her legs but from biting her tongue

More good women have been lost to marrige than to war, famine, disease and disaster. You have talent, darling, don't squander it

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Randome CAOS Quotes

I restore to you your full witch abilities.

So now, my dear, you have both power and freedom. And may you never give up either again.

Our bond is eternal. Our bond is unbreakable.

Had to fight off a giant squid for it, but anything for you.

I'm not the one who stabbed your familiar to death and left you with blue balls.

I plumbed the depths of their tiny minds, plucking all sorts of juicy tidbits.

Every avalanche begins with a snowflake.

I'm done being a coward.

The witches are coming.

You're only supposed to start missing things after you've said goodbye to them, right?

Button your lip or I will do it for you, literally.

Who doesn't enjoy a good scare every now and again? Especially this time of year.

Give me their names and I'll make sure they stop talking about anything. Permanently.

It's just terrible when teenagers slip into comas, isn't it?

Everything has a price.

It's not a tornado that's coming. It's something much much worse.

He said that his dream was that my dreams came true.

My soul is who I am, and I signed it away.

I'm not proud of it but I was arrested for trying to blow up the Vatican.

Guilty until proven innocent.

Who would do such a thing?

Can someone explain why it looks like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre has been nailed to our door?

I’m looking for someone. Not you.

You’ve opened Pandora’s Box.

Why do you have to be such a warlock slut all the time?

Are you going to do something here?

She annoyed me, so I killed her and buried her in the yard.

All women are taught to fear power. Own it.

What’s happened? Did the Grinch get to you? Or the Dark Lord, perhaps?

Please don't ever do that again. Use magic with me. Or on me, or near me. Never again.

Familiars are goblins who have taken on the shape of animals to better serve their witch masters. There’s nothing human about them.

In the Satanic Bible, there’s no mention of the world being destroyed.

You are powerless, my love. You’ll be like a lamb to the slaughter!

Somehow, against all odds, there remains a hope in Hell.

Your every choice you have ever made has led you here. I've made quite sure of that.

Why can't people just be nice to me?

I'm never going to eat another vegetable again.

My father charged me with protecting this Academy, and that's what we're going to do.

I am evil.

What would you say to frog's legs for dinner?

Can't we just have pizza?

And since when do you wear black? Trying to be edgy, are you?

How do you feel about wearing a costume while you’re working here?

I want freedom and power.

He’s a man, isn’t he?

And what time will we be spellcasting?

I'm leaving my girlhood behind.

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A Chorus Line Lyrics

Feel free to change pronouns accordingly

I Hope I Get It:

Again!

Facing away from the mirror.

From the top.

I hope I get it.

How many people does he need?

Look at all the people!

At all the people.

I really need this job.

I've got to get this job.

I really blew it!

How could I do a thing like that?

I'll never make it!

He doesn't like the way I look.

I knew he liked me all the time.

Still it isn't over.

What's coming next?

It isn't over.

What happens now?

I can't imagine what he wants.

That is a picture of a person I don't know.

At The Ballet:

Daddy always thought that he married beneath him

That's what he said, that's what he said.

When he proposed he informed my mother he was probably her very last chance.

She married him.

Life with my dad wasn't ever a picnic more like a "come as you are."

When I was five I remember my mother dug earrings out of the car.

It wasn't something you'd want to discuss.

He wasn't warm, well, not to her, well, not to us

Everything was beautiful at ballet

I was happy at the ballet.

It wasn't paradise but it was home.

Mother always said I'd be very attractive when I grew up, when I grew up.

"Diff'rent" is nice, but it sure isn't pretty.

"Pretty" is what it's about.

Every prince has got to have his swan.

Everyone is beautiful at the ballet.

I don't know what they were for or against, really, except each other.

I was born to save their marriage

When my father came to pick my mother up at the hospital he said: "Well, I thought this was going to help. But I guess it's not."

I used to dance around the living room.

Sing!:

I could never really sing

It really blows my mind

She gets depressed

But what I lack in pitch I sure make up in power.

Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love:

It's a mess

Time to go

Too young to take over too old to ignore

Gee, I'm almost ready

That's the story of my life

I spent my whole childhood waiting to grow

My whole life was a secret

Nothing:

I dug right down to the bottom of my soul

I felt nothing except the feeling that this bullshit was absurd!

They called me "Hopeless"

And I cried 'cause I felt... nothing.

The Music And The Mirror:

Let me wake up in the morning to find I have somewhere exciting to go.

To have something that I can believe in.

To have something to be.

Choose me.

Help me return to the world of the living by showing me how to begin.

Play the music.

I'll do you proud.

Throw me a rope to grab on to.

Dance: Ten; Looks: Three:

Didn't cost a fortune neither

Beggars really can't be choosers

Keep the best of you, do the rest of you

Pits or class

One:

One smile and suddenly nobody else will do

You know you'll never be lonely with you-know-who

One moment in her presence and you can forget the rest

The girl is second best to none

She walks into a room and you know she's uncommonly rare, very unique

Can't get enough!

She's the one!

What I Did for Love:

Kiss today goodbye

I can't regret what I did for love

Look my eyes are dry

I won't forget what I did for love

Love is never gone

As we travel on love's what we'll remember

Point me toward tomorrow

We did what we had to do

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Six Lyrics

Ex wives:

Listen up, let me tell you a story a story that you think you've heard before

We know you know our names

Know all about the glories and the disgraces

History's about to get overthrown

Get ready for the truth

All you ever hear and read about is our ex and the way it ended

Tonight we gonna do ourselves justice

Was married 24 years

I'm a paragon of royalty

Why did I lose my head?

When my son was newly born I died

Lock up your husbands

Lock up your sons

I saw him to the end of his life

I bet you wanna know how I got this far

I said, I bet you wanna know

No way:

There's no way

In all the time I've been by your side I've never lost control

And even though you've had your fun running around with some pretty young thing I didn't say a word

You must think that I'm crazy

You wanna replace me?

If you think for a moment I'd grant you annulmen

So you read a Bible verse that I'm cursed 'cause I was your brothers wife

Daughters are so easy to forget

If you thought it'd be funny to send me to a nunnery honey, there's no way

Please tell me what you think I've done wrong

If you can just explain asingle thing I've done to cause you pain, I'll go

I'm not going away

Don't Lose Ur Head:

I wanna dance and sing

You should try and get ahead!

I'll think about it maybe

You're living with his wife?

Like, what was I meant to do?

Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said I'm just trying to have some fun

Don’t lose your head

I didn't mean to hurt anyone

If you wanna be wed make up your mind!

Somebody hang you

Way to make the country hate you!

Tried to elope

___ out every night on the town just sleeping around like "What the hell?"

If that's how it's gonna be maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three

You damned witch

And now he's going 'round like "Off with her head!"

What was I meant to do?

What was she meant to do?

Heart of Stone:

You've got a good heart but I know it changes

You'd lift me high, or let me fall

You can build me up

You can tear me down

You can try but I'm unbreakable

You can do your best but I'll stand the test

You'll find that I'm unshakeable

When the fire's burnt when the wind has blown when the water's dried you'll still find stone

When I say you're the only one I've ever loved I mean those words truthfully

I know, without my son our love could disappear

Soon I'll have to go

I'll never see him grow

But I hope my son will know be'll never be alone

'Cause like a river runs dry and leaves its scars behind I'll be by your side

Haus of Holbein:

But which one will it be?

No one wants a waist over nine inches

So what, the makeup contains lead poison? At least your complexion will bring all the boys in

Ignore the fear and you'll be fine

We must make sure the princesses look great when their time comes for a portrait

Get Down:

Sittin’ here all alone on a throne in a palace that I happen to own

Fill my goblet up to the brim

I wanna go hunting, any takers?

You said that I tricked ya cause I, I didn’t look like my profile picture

I’m the queen of the castle

Get down, you dirty rascal

When I get bored I go to court

All You Wanna Do:

I think we can all agree I'm the ten amongst these threes

Ever since I was a child I'd make the boys go wild

We spent hours strumming the lute, striking the chords and blowing the flute

Tell me what you need what you want

I feel the chemistry

Like I get you and you get me

And maybe this is it he just cares so much it feels legit

We have a connection

I think this guy is different

All you wanna do, baby's touch me, love me can't get enough

All you wanna do, baby's please me

Run your fingers through my hair

Tell me I'm the fairest of the fair

Gets what he wants and he won't take no

Passion in all that he touches

He even let me use his favourite quill

Still I came back the next day as he required

You see, I'm all you needa ll you want, you don't need to plead

I know, this is it he just cares so much this one's legit

I'm sure this time is different

You can't wait a second more to get my corset on the floor

Yeah, that didn't work out

I decided to have a break from boys

You'll never guess who I met

He swears it's true that without me he doesn't know what he'd do

I'm finally where I'm meant to be

He cares so much, he calls me 'love'

I guess it's not so different

There's no time for when or how 'cause you've just got to have me now

So we got married.

His temper's short and his mates are sleazy

The royal life isn't what I planned

Why did I think he'd be different

It's never, ever different

When will wnough be enough?

I Don't Need Your Love:

I'll miss you every day

I wish that I could stay with you

I'm holding back the tears tonight

I have built a future in my mind with you

There's nothing left for me to do

I don't need your love

Been a wife twice before, just to survive

It's what I have to do

I am not your toy, to enjoy till there's something new

There's nothing left to discuss

But it's time for us to rise above

Six:

He got down on one knee but I said "No way!"

___ sent me a poem

We're one of a kind

I'll do that until I die

It's the end of the show

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The Swan Princess Lyrics

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This is my idea:

I can't believe I'm stuck with her all summer

I'll be she doesnt wrestle, hunt or box

He looks conceited

What a total bummer

If I get lucky I'll get chicken pox

So happy you could come

So happy to be here

How I'd like to run

This isn't my idea of fun

The children seem to get along quite nicely

We'll join our lands if this arrangement clicks

That's my point precisely

It's such good parenting

So happy we agree

I think we've got a deal

This is my idea of a match

Good heavens, child, don't dawdle we can't keep ___ waiting

I haven't packed or washed my hair and ___ I get seasick

She soon will be arriving

Is that respect you're showing

You make me kiss her hand again I swear I'm gonna be sick

One day Prince ___ will be her intended

We've tried all summer but we just can't lose her

You'd think she'd take a hint a learn to read

This really isn't fair

We really couldn't care

Long before they met ___ and ___ were destined to be wedded

She tries to talk me into playing dress-up

She's always flirting with the castle guards

I think you really sorta like her, 'fess up

I'd like her better if she'd lose at cards

I think I've won again

We need a royal wedding

I'd love to be invited

At least we'd get a holiday to rest our ploughs and axes

Someday these two will marry two lands will be united

For as long as I remember we've been told we'd someday wed

All their pushing and annoying hints

I've got bruises with their fingerprints

I can do much better I am sure

He's so immature

I see him smiling and my knees start buckling

I see inside him and my doubts are gone

She started out as such an ugly duckling and somehow suddenly became a swan

This is my idea of love

Practice, Practice, Practice:

This masquerade is more than I can bear

There goes my reputation

It's awful, this humiliation

He's not happy 'til he has attacked us

If we refused then he would have sacked us

Far Longer Than Forever:

I'd run to him today

Somehow I know he's on his way to me

I'll hold you in my heart

It's almost like you're here with me

I close my eyes and I am where you are

I've made an everlasting vow to find a way to you

I'll never be alone

No Fear:

Were off on a mission

There's danger around us

Try your luck

How bout a kiss for luck?

No choice

Were heading for disaster!

Princesses on Parade:

Every single princess on the planet prayed to be invited to the ball

Most would swim the moat to be here

Rumour is that at this joyous scene tonight the prince will might be choosing his future queen tonight

Each enjoy a royal pedigree

Each a remarkable maid

This is the likely occasion when the heir to the throne picks a wife

Where have you been all my life?

Each the pride of her community

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Mulan II Lyrics

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Like Other Girls:

The life of a princess from her birth is well-defined, she must humbly serve her country, play the parts shes been assigned

She guards the hopes of her people weak and mighty, rich and poor

Who could ever ask for more?

I wanna be like other girls

To be free like other girls get to be

To slouch when i sit

To eat a whole cake

No escorts, no manners, no nursemaids, no worries,no hands folded perfect, like holding a lily

To speak for myself, to sing way off key

Marry someone I've met, who loves me for me

I wanna be like other girls, climb up a tree like other girls can

Lesson Number One:

One alone is not enoug

You must stand firm

Cut quick like my blade

Think fast

You're still out of balance.

You're only halfway there.

It's okay to be afraid.

You need both together.

Girl Woth Fighting For:

Suck in your gut there's a girl worth fighting for!

I think she wants us to come over!

My girl will laugh at all my jokes, but tell it to me straight!

She'll rub my head when I get sick-

And let me pick off of her plate!

He'd really better just propose quick!

Well I have to say based on today I'm cranky.

I'll just spend my life with you two.

Pass the hanky.

Wish that I had a girl worth fighting for!

I would be true to a girl worth fighting

I'd even kiss you for a girl worth fighting for

[thequeensofmemes]

Mulan Lyrics

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Honor to Us All:

Well, honey, I've seen worse

We're going to turn this sow's ear into a silk purse

We'll have you washed and dried pimped and polished till you glow with pride

You'll bring honor to us all

When we're through boys will gladly go to war for you

A girl can bring her family great honor in one way by striking a good match

Men want girls with good taste, calm, obedient, who work fast-paced with good breeding and a tiny waist

We all must serve our ___

When we're through you can't fail

How could any fellow say "no sale"

There, you're ready

Not yet

Even you can't blow it

Help me not to make a fool of me and to not uproot my family tree, keep my father standing tall

Scarier than the undertaker

We are meeting our matchmaker

Guard our girls

Reflection:

Look at me

I will never pass for a perfect bride or a perfect daughter

Can it be I'm not meant to play this part

If I were truly to be myself, I would break my family's heart

Who is that girl I see staring straight, back at me

Why is my reflection someone I don't know

I cannot hide who I am though I've tried

When will my reflection show who I am inside

I'll Make a Man Out of You:

Let's get down to business

Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons?

You're the saddest bunch I ever met

You can bet before we're through, I'll make a man out of you

Once you find your center, you are sure to win

You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot and you haven't got a clue

Somehow I'll make a man out of you

I'm never gonna catch my breath

Say goodbye to those who knew me

Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym

This guy's got 'em scared to death

Hope he doesn't see right through me

Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

We must be swift as the coursing river with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Heed my every order and you might survive

You're unsuited for the rage of war

So pack up, go home, you're through

How could I make a man out of you?

A Girl Worth Fighting For:

For a long time we've been marching off to battle

We feel a lot like cattle

Our aching feet aren't easy to ignore

I want her paler than the moon with eyes that shine like stars

My girl will marvel at my strength, adore my battle scars

I couldn't care less what she'll wear or what she looks like it all depends on what she cooks like

Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer

I'll bet the ladies love a man in armor

You can guess what we have missed the most since we went off to war

What do we want?

My girl will think I have no faults that I'm a major find

How 'bout a girl who's got a brain who always speaks her mind?

He thinks he's such a lady killer

I've a girl back home who's unlike any other

The only girl who'd love him is his mother

When we come home in victory they'll line up at the door

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame Lyrics

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"The Bells of Notre Dame":

The fisherman fishes, the bakerman bakes to the big bells as loud as the thunder, to the little bells soft as a psalm

And some say the soul of the city is the toll of the bells

Dark was the night when our tale was begun

They gazed up in fear and alarm

He longed to purge the world of vice and sin and he saw corruption everywhere except within

See there the innocent blood you have spilt

Now you would add this child's blood to your guilt

You can lie to yourself and your minions

You can claim that you haven't a qualm

And for one time in his live of power and control he felt a twinge of fear for his immortal soul

Even this foul creature may yet prove one day to be of use to me

Who is the monster and who is the man

"Out There":

The world is cruel

The world is wicked

It's I alone whom you can trust in this whole city

I am your only friend

I who keep you, teach you, feed you, dress you

I who look upon you without fear

How can I protect you, boy, unless you always stay in here

These are crimes for which the world shows little pity

Out there they will hate and scorn and jeer

Do as I say

All my life I watch them as I hide up here alone

All my life I wonder how it feels to pass a day not above them but part of them

Give me one day out there

Like ordinary men who freely walk about there

"Topsy Turvy":

Come one, come all!

It's the day for breaking rules

It's the day the devil in us gets released

It's the day we mock the prig and shock the priest

Join the bums and thieves and strumpets

Hurry, hurry, here's your chance

Now's the time we laugh until our sides get sore

"God Help the Outcasts":

They tell me I am just an outcast, I shouldn't speak to you...

I see your face, and wonder, were you once an outcast too?

God help the outcasts, hungry from birth.

Show them the mercy they don't find on Earth.

I ask for nothing, I can get by, but I know so many less lucky than I.

God help the outcasts, the poor and downtrod.

I don't know if there's a reason; why some are blessed, some not.

God help the outcasts, the tattered, the torn.

Seeking an answer to why they were born.

Winds of misfortune have blown them about.

You made the outcasts, don't cast them out.

I thought we all were the children of God.

"Hellfire":

You know I am a righteous man of my virtue I am justly proud

You know I'm so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd

Then tell me, why I see her dancing there, why her smoldering eyes still scorch my soul

This burning desire is turning me to sin

It's not my fault

I'm not to blame

It's not my fault if in God's plan he made the devil so much stronger than a man

Don't let this siren cast her spell

Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone

Let her taste the fires of hell

Let her be mine and mine alone

Choose me or your pyre

Be mine or you will burn

God have mercy on her

God have mercy on me

But she will be mine or she will burn!

"A Guy Like You":

That's because it's on fire

Her heart is also alight

You're a surprise from every angle

You've got a certain something more

Call me a hopeless romantic

Any moment she'll walk through that door

She's gotta love a guy like you!

"The Court of Miracles":

Maybe you've heard of that mythical place called the Court of Miracles

But the dead don't talk so you won't be around to reveal what you've found

We have a method for spies and intruders rather like hornets protecting their hive

Here in the Court of Miracles where it's a miracle if you get out alive!

I am the lawyers and judge all in one

We like to get the trial over with quickly because it's the sentence that's really the fun!

Any last words?

That's what they all say.

Now that we've seen all the evicence

Wait! I object!

We find you totally innocent which is the worst crime of all so you're going to hang!