Ask me about my dad

This blog is a wallaby, pet the follow button, ya dingus.

[blatantfanservicelover]

how do you know if a cute girl likes you?

[edgebug]

obtain bees

accelerate to 65mph

[blatantfanservicelover]

I’m a bit unclear on the specifics. Does anybody else have anything to add?

[edgebug]

OBTAIN BEES

ACCELERATE TO 65MPH

[gummybard]

thank you I will try that

[mumfordy]

#1 reason why not to install a cat door in your bedroom

[holdontowhatyoueat-deactivated2]

there is a story behind this and I don’t think I want to hear it.

[mumfordy]

Actually there’s a person behind it but yes

[odin-n-out]

i just shaved my legs wanna feel

[thirstfollower]

to the assholes who said that i couldnt do it

u were right  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[memegod]

[weloveshortvideos]

Nature Tips

[heyfunniest]

[gnarly]

is anyone gonna question why theres a shoe on his head

[tastefullyoffensive]

He’s so proud of himself. (via biticonjustine)

[thespectacularspider-girl]

A+ dad material there

[brujoterias]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

its 2016 why isnt nintendogs an app yet

[phineappleexpress-blog]

[buzzingbaby]

when will my reflection show who i am inside

[itachismokesweed]

when the farmer gives you the good hay

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

when your best lad ian makes a joke at your expense

[slowheart]

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

[bvlma-deactivated20160701]

Date me I’m the whole package babe, clingy, always asleep when you need me, and a lil ugly

[legislacerator]

everyone on here thinks they r so insightful but honestly discourse peaked when cupsnake100 said “earth is a cup” and when asked for an explanation said “holds things”

you can’t argue with logic that sound. that’s mind blowing

[memewhore]

[memewhore]