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Just checked my follower list and apparently I have almost 400 but the only one showing up is some spam porn account so. Yea I love that for me lol

#posting on tumblr is peak loneliness #do i know how to spell lonelyness?#no. no i do not

It’s 12:33am and I just have the overwhelming urge to tell someone or anyone that I’m dying to get up and make some chorizo and eggs rn... I shouldn’t and I don’t think I will but DAMN do I want to

#i have work in the mornimg #making chorizo taks forever #but fuuuuuck im hungry and that sounds so good #i just had chocolate cake thinking it would satiate me but no i want chorizo #goodnight

schizochroal

There are many worms in the world, each one as beautiful and unique as the last. All of us have a little worm inside of us (or many worms inside of us). Each day under the sun we tread ever closer to death, although perhaps we are already dead and this is what hell is like? Ignore the pestering feeling of dread in your mind, and discover your worm self!

I have made a worm quiz, it will decide what kind of worm you are!

harmony-doll

Monochrome rilakkuma stuffed bears

uay778

@eddshead

You know what to do

protagkinnie

time to fulfill my purpose

queencatradora

do you ever wonder why stephanie meyer had the cullens live in a small town to preserve their “anonymity?” has she ever been to a small town??? small town people got nothing to do all day, other than to gossip and think about those weird people that live in the forest. if anything, they’re getting the opposite of anonymity. you want real anonymity? live in a big city. you could live next to someone for 5 years and never even learn their name. they’re up all night? they’re beautiful, looks like they had some crazy good plastic surgery? you never see them go outside? somehow hella fuckin rich? yeah. That’s LA

givemearmstopraywith

i don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one boys

dont-give-a-fuck-club

Wtf should I wear to the living room today

bathetic

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

apathbacktoyou

i just thought everyone was like "oh yikes a cult" and minded their business

cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don't interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)

forks:

fuck-customers

life-of-eris

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

aceofsquiddles

normal-horoscopes

*YOUR ATTEMPT TO HEX MY WOMB VIA TWITTER FAILS AS THE SPELL BOUNCES HARMLESSLY OFF MY IMPECCABLY WARDED LABIA*

historieofbeafts

Seasons change, stars drift across the heavens, and in long quiet moments the human mind returns once again to the eternal question: what even is a crocodile?

A scaled cat that holds you close in slumber?

A fevered memory of colourful wings?

An acute angle out for blood?

The worst pig?

A horrible little man with a moustache?

A banana?

Or is it possible that, as some philosophers have suggested, the true crocodile lives inside our imaginations, making it impossible to judge any answer right or wrong?

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badassdemonsword

ok i fucking named my island jonestown and i swear to god i did not know they all ceremoniously drank juice immediately after you named your town this is fucking demented