i have washed a thousand spiders down the drain @daedalatellus - Tumblr Blog

this video is CUTE, the animal is clearly in distress but it is a vile creature unloved by any god and we are correct to derive pleasure and satisfaction from its misery

serenadeformice-deactivated2025

Everyone loves me because I produce a thin slime that functions as a potent neurotoxin

r0zeclawz

explaining to my doctor that im getting artifacts in my vision but its not like floaters or anything i just keep seeing an ancient staff and a cursed dagger and shit wherever i look

asurrogateblog

I can see people’s auras but I don’t believe in that stuff so I just ignore it

driflloon

the gif of sasuke knocking over the glass of water with the caption “Is Nothing Easy?” is the best image on this site

everythingungodly-deactivated20

b0nkcreat

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

chilewithcarnage

I'm entomologically evil. Im bad and I'ms bugs.

corpse-toy

Hello This Is The Office Of The Specialist You Were Referred To. We Have Decided To Never Call You To Schedule An Appointment Because You Are Evil And We Do Not Accept Evil Patients

itsmissing

ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it

barstoolblues

high at trader joes buying all yellow groceries

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin