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THIS IS REBLOG RELEVANT FOR ONLY TODAY IN THE WHOLE OF HUMAN HISTORY AND ITS FUTURE
What the fuck Misha
HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT IN 4 EASY STEPS
I’ve spent the past year losing 80 lbs and getting in shape. A lot of people have been asking me how I did it; specifics like what diet I was on, how many times a week I worked out, etc etc. So I thought I’d just answer everyone’s questions by giving you guys step by step instructions on how you can achieve everything I have… IN JUST 4 EASY STEPS! Ready? Here we go!!!
1.) NO BEER This is a big one, and one that you’ve probably heard before. Every time you drink a beer, it’s like eating seven slices of bread. That’s a lot of bread!
2.) PORTION CONTROL This is especially true when you go out to eat at restaurants. A good trick to do is when your meal comes, cut it in half and right away ask for a takeout container, so that you can save the rest for later - and even better, if you start your meal out right by ordering lean meats and veggies, you’ll slim down in no time!
3.) HAVE YOUR HEART BROKEN And not just broken; shattered. Into itsy bitsy tiny little pieces, by a girl who never loved you and never will. Join the gym at your work. Start going to the gym regularly, and even though you don’t know that much about exercise and you’re way too weak to do pretty much anything but lift 5 lb weights and use the elliptical machines with the old people, do it until your sweat makes a puddle on the floor. Then go home and go to bed early and the next day do it again. And then again. And then again.
Listen to stories of your ex-girlfriend fucking around with gross and terrible people, stories from your friends who think they are doing you a favor. Go to the gym and make more puddles of sweat. Buy books. Learn about different muscle groups and how they work together. Start eating healthy. Learn about nutrition. Plan out your week of meals. Try to forget her.
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im making all my text posts in chat form from now on bc this way they dont show the url and icon at the top eat my ass tumblr staff
Im bored
name a country for every letter
…
Angola
Belgium
Canada
Denmark
Ethiopia
France
Italy
JOOOHNNN CENAAAAA
Korea
Lithuania
Monaco
Norway
Oman
Perú
Qatar
Russia
Samoa
Turkey
Uruguay
Venezuela
What if we replaced the word "back" with "dad", and vice versa?
"Hey man I had a good time, but I've got to get dad home. I'll ask my back if we can do this again tomorrow."
"I love my back, he's always been an inspiration."
"My dad is itchy, can you hand me my dadscratcher?"
"It's dark out, watch your dad, something might be creeping around."
“My back said he was leaving to buy cigarettes, and he hasn’t come dad yet. It’s been 11 years.”
The possibilities are endless.
Ok so school starts tomorrow and I think I’ll be ok if I just go to bed early, set my alarm, and don’t wake up
Cells multiply by dividing.
This photo makes me smile so much
this will be iN TEXTBOOKS
I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-
Here’s a thought
stop saying bisexuals can’t use the word ‘gay’ 2k15
stop excluding bisexuals from the LGBT community 2k15
stop making rude ass biphobic comments 2k15
STOP BIPHOBIA 2k15
STOP!!! BIPHOBIA!!! 2k15
stop with the fagshit plz
I DID IT
I GOT A PIP BOY EDITION
I’M GONNA WEAR THAT SHIT TO SCHOOL EVERY DAMN DAY
It’s no big deal… I guess