ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water
you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful
Interview Vampire Daily

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
occasionally subtle
Color Me Curious
No title available

Origami Around
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Doug Jones

blake kathryn
The Stonewall Inn
No title available

No title available
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
EXPECTATIONS
Mike Driver

tannertan36

shark vs the universe

bliss lane
Cosmic Funnies
🪼
seen from Brazil

seen from United States

seen from Ecuador
seen from Venezuela
seen from Australia

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States
seen from Georgia
seen from Colombia
seen from Germany

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Nepal

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Malaysia
seen from Bangladesh
@quandumb-entanglement
ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water
you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful
bring out the rotating tiger
so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck
I absolutely love this arc, it does a fantastic job of reminding the audience the central premise of this story. That war is bad and if you believe any propaganda enough then you might cause one.
We all can understand as outsiders that little [Redacted] thinking all Ostonians are evil is bad and that his father is right to be angry with him (not to say the slap was appropriate). We Know that when he almost kills Frankie saying the same things it's Wrong. (You're monsters, you started this war. Yeah, that's what my side says about you too) We can objectively see that no matter what the SSS did to that man on the bus or his daughter that making hostages of kids is won't make it right. We might feel for them but we care more about the victims. They're 6 year olds who we love.
But these are just little guys! Just folks who want to fix the show! The audience agrees it was shit! The cast does! Everyone is united! Haven't you ever loved a story only to be betrayed at the end? The audience has! YOU probably have been! What if you Could fix it! Let's fix everything!
It's fairly easy to think that in 130. Everyone starts buying into it! The audience, the actors, even Yor and Yuri get wrapped up in the excitement of it!
Yor gets pumped up by the idea of practicing play a role! She'll prove that she IS cut out for this! Yuri was worried at first but he's the assistant director now! They're having a good time. You should be too!
Twilight, our only pov who was In the war - who saw and felt that propaganda first hand- who killed people, a lot of people in the name of a story he was sold, is the only one who keeps trying to remind us.
Aren't we trying to end this quickly? Isn't the priority to just get this done? Sure he's hamming up the 'my wife' angle for Yuri but his 'phew' the his safety is more certain now that he's not on camera and his logic are sound. Just get this over with and done so we all go home safely.
But forget that! It's so cute when he defends Yor here! Don't threaten her- stop it! Look Yor's not afraid and she can sense danger. If they were Really a threat she'd be concerned, right?
But he is. They are. These are people who have prioritized the Story in their heads over the lives of other people. No matter how warm there smile is when they greet you.
And at this moment we are all reminded what the last chapter wanted us to forget. What everyone forgot when they were having such a good time. That they are in danger. These people do not care about them or value their lives. Their lives are worth less than the story to these people.
These people are just as dangerous as the bus hijackers, who by their need to hurt the SSS and get their people back (all dead we are told) and by the loss of their loved ones- decide to hold two busses full of children hostage. They are the same as Spoofy when he (almost) kills Frankie. When he kills everyone Spoofy Didn't 'let' escape. They are people who have bought into the story of their victimization and pain that they will do anything to set the scales right just like the dog bombers. Like Edgar in chapter one, who is so plainly evil its hard even to understand him.
The people in this arc are not hard to understand. They love their show. Their story. So much that they would do anything to fix it.
Even kill.
Read this as Loid loving Yor if you want. Read this as Twilight protecting a civilian if you want. Read this as Twilight reacting first because he has been in this situation before. Read this as Yuri having to pause to remember they were a threat when Twilight, who even when he pretended to be a sweet man eager to help with the set, did not forget. He is the only one we see who did not. (Did you? I wouldn't be surprised if you did too. You were meant to.) Because [Redacted] knows what he did for the sake of a story once. Over and over again.
Because this is the thinking that starts wars. He knows this first hand.
My pain, my story, my victim is worth more than everyone else. I don't care how I get from point A to point B. Any route will do. Were you caught up in their story? As [Redacted] was as a child? As the bus hijackers were? Did you think 'Yeah I'd have loved to do that for my favorite show that was destroyed at the last minute too?'
It's hard to understand the nationalism that drives people to these actions from the outside, especially for a fake country. The pain of losing your whole family and needing to balance the scales. To do it over a goddamn wig like Edgar did.
But this? This is easy to understand. 'You loved something that was ruined. What if you had the power to fix it?'
'What if you stopped caring about what you had to do to fix it?'
That is how wars start.
As a fan of both KH and Dr this is a peak crossover remix
Cus I like it when they hug :>
these belong on the post imo
i’d never seen the follow up this is 1000x funnier
this will stay in my ask box forever. i have never enjoyed an ask so much as i have enjoyed this one
Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.
that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?
hey anon
please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation
like to charge reblog to cast obviously
Source
I like how cat humor is just universal
What the fuck dude let him in
Why are they doing this to him
you guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs cause you're making it harder for me to go back in a reblog chain to remove the annoying additions
I reblogged this specifically for the prev tag because it made me feel like I was having a stroke
Because sometimes we all just need to see a guy head-bump a beautiful Beluga whale
Note: that is not a lumberjack!!! Most likely it is a domesticated marine biologist, possibly a domesticated fisherman, (you can tell because it has been clothed in wool, which stays warm when wet, so it is is clearly well cared for).
While this may be appropriate enrichment for your DOMESTICATED and WELL TRAINED marine biologist or fisherman, please remember that lumberjacks may be tame, but are not domesticated. They are still wild, and they absolutely will freak out if they see you swimming around in their forests.
did you write this notice for the belugas or
Who else would I write it for? It’s not like orcas care about ethical wildlife photography.
taylor swift is a tyrant for real like value neutral judgement but you can tell in her music the specific point that caligula started visiting her in dreams
she has this 3d-printed mini desk recreation of the bust of caligula with whom she communicates daily and in order to evade football’s suspicions she told him it was jesus and he was like Niiice jesus is actually awesomesauce ❤️ Like jesus helps you with touchdowns🏈🔥 and she was like yess exactly and then asked caligula in perfect latin if he could connect her with the ghost of genghis khan so they can talk strategy