retail has destroyed my mental health lmao

Charlie, Mid 20s, they/them, British, Queer. Art in icon is my own | crystal_muses on Instagram if you just wanna see my art | check out my redbubble @ crystalcranium

[teathattast]

[ratsoupee]

field trip cancelled

Based off hit tumblr post:

[critter-of-habit]

They're just silly

[depsidase]

[princecroutons]

does croutons know how to count to 4

his mind is unburdened by the concept of basically everything

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[argumate]

fuck!

[duckbunny]

your twenties are not "late" to start hrt. that is a normal time to start hrt. your thirties are also a normal time to start hrt. your seventies are pretty late to start hrt, but not too late. like, statistically, that's at the end of the curve. but if you are not dead, it is not too late for hrt.

[laehcims]

Guards!!! Put the blond man in a situation!!!

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[wolfythewitch]

Honorary eridian

[thecraftgremlin]

Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.

[stargirl-and-potts]

Reasons my human has cried:

* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.

* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.

* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.

* I told him Earthsun grew bright.

* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.

* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said “cuddle” was warm.

* Before class he heard younglings singing.

* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”

* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.

* He missed “Doritos.”

* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.

* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.

* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.

* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.

* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.

[ministarfruit]

enter the forge (kitchen) if you dare

[glowing-beetle]

Has this been done yet?

[mr-leach]

My own son??? Happy to see ME??? For real?!?

[mr-leach]

Victor would like to say thank you to everyone for 50,000 notes!!

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[harefemme]

mission chic!

[halethleia]

this scene is an actual nightmare scenario like. imagine you are sleep deprived and sweaty and delirious and you threw up like 2 minutes ago and then you have to do a presentation to some of the smartest and most important people in the world.

and one of them is the guy that you called a waste of carbon at a conference in denmark before you got kicked out of your field