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Fanfic Rec List!

@zkfanworkweek

I have read and loved lots and lots of fics, but I'm super indecisive so I've decided to put up those which I haven't seen others recommending yet.

1. Stalking Zuko by @emletish-fish : lighthearted, fun canon compliant version beginning from the Western Air Temple. Must read.

2. The Slow Path by Tazmainian Devil: best Taang/ Zutara/ Sukka content I've read hands down.

3. Wish I Was The Moon by like-a-dove : post canon, one shot, lots of angst and mutual pining. Rated E.

4. How to Lose Friends and Alienate People by cyrene. A series, modern AU. It is funny and intelligent and I absolutely loved it.

5. Reverie by incognito toro: post canon, rated E. Loved their chemistry and build up. Gripping read.

6. A sea of troubles by ecphrasis: Zuko lives with his wife in the SWT. Very intelligent read, loved this universe.

7. She's come Undone by Daft witch - small fic, the chemistry and yearning are v well written.

8. What the Spirits Know series by tullyblue12: rated M. This AU has not been much explored. Great concept and I love all their writing.

9. My lord this reminds me of when we were young by akaiiko: Old Zutara! Heartwarming, must read one shot.

10. Half Asleep by crushinator: ft. Koh and the spirit world! Really cool fic

11. Vapaya by orphan account

12. Just Improvise by Boogum

13. Found by @soopersara

14. A girl worth fighting for by psychedelic aya

If you're specifically looking for the E rating, I prefer

15. My heart burns for you by alwaysZutarian: 50 shades of zutara

16. Smutty Snippets by azaniinii

And more like The Worst Prisoner, The Dragon and the Blackfish, Such Selfish Prayers, I don't speak Meow language.

I feel very odd doing a self promo, but in the spirit of things, I'll say that I have begun writing my first fanfic ever called I Found You.

I love this fandom :) it has got me through some tough times and you all are super talented!!

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[eenjolras-deactivated20210112]

how I learned photoshop: I clicked on a lot of things.

[serpentroi]

[guribot]

when did video games get so realistic

[bnaz]

throwback to that one time I was working as a camera operator in a music festival and I had 2 minutes to run across a field to the perfect location that would allow me to film the whole fireworks show and I was running backstage while holding a camera and I had two slow ass old people in front of me blocking the way and I yelled “FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS WOULD YOU PLEASE MOVE OUT OF THE DAMN WAY” and I was later told by my girlfriend who was running behind me that I yelled at the former US president bill clinton and possible 2016 presidential candidate hillary clinton

[raygorartshit]

Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography

[221bitssmallerontheoutside]

this also applies to pansexual people. this is glorious

[cw12]

Okay, I had this major realization reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows last night. Harry, Voldemort and Snape represent the Three Brothers from The Tales of Beedle the Bard.

[ I ] Voldemort being the one who wanted the wand to defeat anyone that could bring death to him. [ I ]

[ O ] Snape being the one who wanted to rejoin his long lost love. [ O ]

 [ ∆ ] And Harry being the one who greeted death as his friend. [ ∆ ]

So I’ve only read Deathly Hallows like three or four times now, but it’s been awhile. So my mind promptly exploded. There are of course numerous things that the three have in common as well.

Don’t we love literature? And don’t we love Harry Potter? And J. K. Rowling?

[heatseekingbehavior]

plavapticica:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

affablyevil:

galadrie:

i hear a lot about period cycles becoming in sync when women spend a lot of time together, but do they just average out or is there one cycle that’s just like the alpha cycle and makes the other one conform

I would actually like to know the answer to this

As a bio major and female I can confirm: there’s one alpha cycle that others conform to. The female with the most estrogen is typically the ‘alpha female’ and the cycle that’s followed by others. I’ve had friends go ‘wow this is so weird my period came like a week early’ and I’ve been like ‘lmao sorry my b’

Oh wait. I thought they meant like the moon or something.

WE HAVE ALPHA FEMALES AS A SPECIES THIS IS SO COOL

Wait how do you know if you’re the alpha

[princesswitchy]

My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.

[mikeyduss-deactivated20180207]

Literally best thing I’ve ever heard.

[never-ending-rumspringa]

*drops mic*

[tower-of-terror]

I really want the new live action Mulan movie to have an entirely racially correct cast, except Eddie Murphy still plays Mushu.

[corinthemerado]

No CGI.  I want Eddie Murphy to wear a dragon suit.

[professorlockhart]

first and last sentences (insp.)

[officialdnd]

I really wish people would stop trying to make bisexuals/pansexuals/asexuals more visible. I’m on the run from the feds. I rely on the invisibility my sexuality grants me. stop it guys, I was framed.

[lazyastrology]

The 'Oh you called me a bitch? I'll show you a bitch' squad.

Gemini, Leo, Aries, Aquarius, Scorpio, Virgo, Libra

[scaredpotter]

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

[ave-aria]

Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing with alcohol poisoning

[fastpacedfreefall]

#She drags Albus Dumbledore down to the hospital wing to show him the damage#Slytherin classes have been cancelled for the day as nearly everyone is here#too drunk to function#most are silent#but a few will occasionally look off into the distance with a sneer#and under their breaths#in the most disdainful and haughty voice they can manage#will mutter#POTTER#causing a fit of giggles to ripple through the room#Dumbledore agrees to ban the game and makes the announcement at dinner that evening#the only Slytherin in the Great Hall at that time is#of course#Malfoy#who turns red and immediately mutters that obviously this is Potter’s fault#Snape takes a shot#Harry Potter (x)

[madeofbees]

Oh my god it got so much better.

[gingersnapwolves]

Snape takes a shot

[poiplefunguy]

A bunch of drunk Slytherin kids giggling in the nursery is more than I could’ve asked for