yea prob

frankie//21

[selfundiagnosed]

[savahnahhallow]

Unrestrained summer fun

[nattousan]

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

[utopians]

tshirt that says BAD AT BEING A WOMAN on the front WORSE AT BEING A MAN on the back worn with shorts that say NEVERTHELESS STILL KICKING

[feluka]

i insist that the loud noise is the one thing that separated vacuuming from being best sensory experience possible to the worst sensory experience possible. imagine vacuuming if it’s completely silent. it would be so much fun it feels like a beast on a leash swallowing up everything in its way indiscriminately it’s so awesome

[bluecatwriter]

Vacuuming should be completely silent EXCEPT for the sound when you vacuum up a bunch of little rocks or something and they make that cool crinkling noise.

[killurrocknroll]

[ctommy]

you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Discussion Questions

This post is in lowercase and is missing an apostrophe. Would it be as funny if it used proper capitalization and punctuation? Why or why not?

In order for this post's joke to land, it makes an allusion to a popular video game. What video game does it reference?

Using your answer from Question 2 and the relationship between the nametag and boyfriend, what is the boyfriend implied to be?

[that-catholic-shinobi]

@experimentaldata

Tags that made me choke on my energy drink

[azuremist]

Hey, do y’all remember how Tencent said they were developing faceID AI to identify people in riots, and then they suddenly created an AI art generator to turn your selfies into anime?

Do y’all remember that time that someone discovered facial recognition cameras couldn't see through Juggalo makeup, then Facebook had a fun “see what you'd look like with Juggalo makeup” thing, and then facial recognition cameras could suddenly see through Juggalo makeup?

Do y’all remember how, on Twitter, Elon started a tirade against artists who ask for credit when their art is reposted, and he suddenly he created one of the first big art AI programs?

Do y’all remember how AI destroyed the field of translation, despite the inferiority of the machine translations, because people didn’t care about the quality of the translations? They just wanted it done for free?

Do you know how companies will see a lot of money going into a New Tech Thing (like, say, AI art apps) and will jump to try and implement that New Tech Thing into their tech? For example, how it felt like every big company and celebrity had an NFT to sell?

Just wondering.

[ilikeit-art]

Artificial intelligence makes accurate sheep counting.

[halfgayfullgayconsequences]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dateamonster]

one thing about me is that im a wiggler. you can count on me to squirm. even writhe, when the occasion calls for it.

[sunbakery]

[memewhore]

[zkyeline]

It’s the time of the year 🧡

[madwoman14]

i love you. on purpose.

[anxietyproblem]

[epilepticsaints]

[glamourweaver]

Ceci n’est pas Loss

[thepastisaroadmap]

[ID: a Garfield version of Loss. Jon walks into a hospital, looking nervous. A receptionist points him in the right direction. He talks to Liz. Garfield is sitting on a counter, smoking a pipe; Jon is unamused. End ID]

[murielsweddings-deactivated2023]

stopppppp im going to pass away just thinking abt this

[youngbloodbuzz]

#what a way to discover you have a priase kink

[champagne-vagabond]

When I got my first tattoo I told my rather beautiful tattoo artist that I refused to be a wuss and she said “Oh dont worry, if you squirm I will pin you down.”

And that lives in my head rent free.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

[cipheramnesia]

“What is it with queer people and tattoos?”

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Something something intricate rituals

[aleisol]

[asundergrowth]