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24. Graphic Designer. ATL is where it's at. Hispanic. Bi. Engaged. Wee bit of an asshole. No seriously. Not of the feminist persuasion.

[marvellegends]

#PREACH

[5bi5]

I want emo versions of idioms

Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

[scanalan]

You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life

[haiku-robot]

you can lead a horse to evanescence but you can’t bring him to life

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[inactiveaccount12345678]

My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

[systlin]

Humans will pack bond with anything. 

[apostatively]

I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.

Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.

[a-dull-glow]

I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

[your-friendly-neighbohood-black]

I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER

[laguerradelasgalaxias]

Come What May - featuring Aaron Tveit x

[contranymss]

Why else live if not for love?

[mutilatedcarapace]

i think we can all collectively agree that we need to go to church

[amalasdraws]

THANK YOU!! <3 I’m always very bad in explaining what I’m doing. Cause there is just a lot of trying and painting over it and mashing and mixing colors until I feel it’s good. So I tried to show you. I hope this helps!

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

I literally can’t figure out what this means.

[kittenfossils]

i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me

[leecario]

Doctor: you have the flu

Me cocking my gun: like hell I do

[ayleidwell-deactivated20250527]

he honks when he want something! ___ (Doby Cat on youtube)

[bogleech]

I want to be this big rat on the warm cloths :(

[spacemancharisma]

this benevolent alien is living their best life

[buffonia]

“It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”

[xxlysaxx]

[mrsfscottfitzgerald-deactivated]

I just spit out my drink

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

hi actual cannibal here just wanna say that cannibalism is NOT vore and it's totally fucking different before anyone brings it up. vore is weird as shit

never thought i’d open my inbox and read “hi actual cannibal here” before

[poupon]

there, in your inbox you see him

Shianonymous  LaBeouf

[petite-strigoi-deactivated20201]

imagine getting kink shamed by a cannibal 

[weloveshortvideos]

[classy-viking]

love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure

[brothadom]

This is what boys will be boys was always supposed to mean

[deanwinchestier-archive-deactiv]

no man will ever be as attractive as aragorn during his first appearance on lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring (2001)

[garrulus]

i nominate aragorn opening those giant doors in lord of the rings: the two towers (2002)

[mintkitten07]

Can I also nominate Aragorn raising his sword and running towards orcs with masses of ghosts behind him in Lord of the Rings: The return of the king (2003)?

[katsdisturbed]

I wanted visuals.

[whitmerule]

nah, i’m not up for grimy or stabby aragorn. give me fond-of-these-useless-kids/hobbits aragorn.

[lokitura]

This one work for you, whit?

[whitmerule]

thank you yes i will take sixteen

[trai-all]

[chamerionwrites]

#my 15-year-old self is very happy with this post #so is my 30-year-old-self #let’s be honest here (via softlytea)

[babyanimalgifs]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“WHAT DO U THINK UR DOING”

[drfitzmonster]

that is the best angry cat photobomb i’ve ever seen i love it so much and i can’t stop laughing

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A RAGE KITTEH

[leofitzo]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

he’s trying to use a fucking Tide pen

[thewebcomicsreview]

The second Adam Ellis left Buzzfeed, there was a noticeable increase in his comic-making ability. His camera has angles now. I’m actually kind of curious to see if this keeps up and maybe working at Buzzfeed was bad for him

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

I have to admit I didn’t reflexively despise this upon first glancing at it. I see actual expressions and various camera angles. What is this sorcery?