[tamagotchi]

[warchiefwindrunner]

DO WEREWOLVES HAVE TOE BEANS

[stopaskingformykik]

of course they have toe beans what else do you suck on

[warchiefwindrunner]

if there is a god, mine is surely a trickster, giving me the miracle of sight and of comprehension only for me to be cursed to use it on what you just said

[gif87a-com]

[hydro-homies]

There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.

[chocohybrid]

quick question

why is the one in the middle wearing 5 shirts

[goblinparty]

that’s why she’s being bullied

[peashooter85]

A world map without place names except for Bhutan and Greenland, which are labeled in the wrong places.

[unclefather]

Thank you. I needed to see this today

[grawly]

Favorite line to use in an argument is “I don’t need to take this from someone who sucks toes.”

It shuts down anyone who does suck toes and completely and totally derails and confuses anyone who doesn’t.

Either way I win.

[grawly]

[tw-koreanhistory]

[djdope-deactivated20150630]

this is really cute actually and kind of touching 

[motley-crue]

[the-memedaddy]

[theanimalmemes]

[anosci]

this is probably the best scene in any foreign movie I’ve ever seen and I want to share it

[mememaster]

youve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for

times new ramen

[squeeful]

I sent this to my mom and she got so mad at me she sent me an audio recording of her yelling.

[brinnanza]

google search: how to take a break from the linear flow of time

[mysharona1987]

[cheese24k]

[vua-deactivated20160828]

oh my god

[friendley-deactivated20200102]

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

[andromedafalls]

I think my favorite thing about dogs is that they can, in fact, perceive the tone/mood of music, just as they can with human voices.

[theteastainedpages]

I think the best part about this is that there was an actual academic study done to find out what music dogs preferred, they set it up by kenneling dogs and figuring out which kind of music caused them to be more relaxed in the situation, and they found out that most dogs prefer soft rock and reggae. 

He probably really digs it. 

[grigiogurl-deactivated20170801]

me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working! 

me after work:  that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]