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confession: when i was in high school my best friend used to steal a ton of clothes from the busted-ass target in town and then walk across the street and sell them at plato’s closet and she called it her job. i’d be like “where are you?” and she’d be like “at work” and i’d know she was just robbing a target blind lmao

trainthief

Yesterday night a lady came through our drive through and was like “the way the planets are aligning and the fact that we’re getting a blood moon has me worried. I sense severe werewolf activities on the horizon. You better walk your coworker to her car tonight after you’ve closed” and I didn’t even know what to say I was just like “yes ma’am”

milf-adjacent

You heard that and just went <END DIALOGUE>

marinebiologyshitposts

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

0rdi-deactivated20211118

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

marinebiologyshitposts

yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here

we-love-gaming

Will u join the challenge?

wereralph

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of?

wereralph

i cannot believe im this fucking stupid

heraldofultimateness

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

wereralph

four of course because it’s my lucky number

heraldofultimateness

Good cause that’s your IQ

wereralph

happy anniversary to the post that ruined my life

whitepeopletwitter

emmaubler

Her name was Neerja Bhanot, and she’s credited with saving 360 lives. She alerted the pilots of the terrorists and they escaped, so the plane couldn’t take off. She hid passports to save Americans, the terrorists’ primary targets. After 17 hours, the terrorists opened fire, and she lost her life when she used her body to shield children from the bullets. She is a hero, and I’m all for people recognizing her.

astudyintransience

my econ teacher has been trying to teach about scarcity by having a limited amount of graph paper available for students who don’t have any (she has the last few pages in a pad and when it’s gone, it’s gone) but it’s very undercut by the fact that i have a whole pad and i’ll let people have a piece whenever they need it

beabcurd

she’s teaching scarcity, you’re teaching the value of sharing a resource when you have enough to spare

astudyintransience

YES EXACTLY!!!!!

pom-seedss

In particular, she’s teaching artificial scarcity by being a person in an authoritative position withholding resources that are actually abundant from people who need them.

You are breaking the illusion of power and scarcity by showing the supposedly scarce resource is actually in abundance and if distributed properly everyone would have what they needed to pass the class.

rabbitindisguise

She's also the person that creates the need for the paper for assignments in the first place

therestlessforest

Local Teacher Accidentally Teaches Students How To Resist Capitalism

bakwaaas

the idea of being married is so weird like what if I’m having a sad moment late at night and I wanna cry in bed and then there’s just some guy there??

chikkou

weevildead

furr-deactivated20140217

when ur mom gets mad at u for staying up late

mihlayn

i work at mcdonalds and one time i was working really late on drivethru and these guys came through and they were obviously high and the one in the passenger seat asked if i wanted to hear his rap so i said sure and he started rapping about how much he loves gingers and then he told me he loved me and i said it back and he was like ‘YEAH THE MCDONALDS LADY LOVES ME’ and asked for my name but then his friend drove off