Orc! Heaven! Now!

Sara, She/Her

[cohorror]

Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

[tsuquilisda]

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[victusinveritas]

Comics by Rose Anne Prevec.

[u-so-silly]

The way sam looks at lara ♥️🥺

[ego-robot]

Do you think you're being the noble eagle right now? You're being the dodent.

girl get a grip

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!

[badassdemonsword]

[worm-suggestion]

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

[persephoneme]

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

[officialcelebrity]

"#dunkinpartner #nyc We would never gossip. But we would indeed collect data. That is different. @ Tiffani S."

By Taryn Delanie (taryndelaniesmith on TikTok)

[parkchanwoohoo]

[ferricsailor]

no you dont masaru

[entryn17]

drawing is all sbout becoming good at illustrating one character at 3/4 angle and nothing else no backgrounds no props no furniture no money no job no future

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[wombrion]

og

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]