How's that working out for you…being clever?

A wretched hive of fun and nerditry

[kaptainkit]

what gets me the most when it comes to Widojest is that Caleb consistently tries to make Jester realize that she doesn't always have to be happy while Jester spends most of the campaign making Caleb accept that he doesn't always have to be miserable.

[dagger131]

You can carry a torch for somebody for a long time.

Continual Flame is a spell in D&D for a reason

Edit: it’s only learnable by wizards...and clerics

[youcancallmekathyp]

“…you don’t get it quite to her, ‘cause you cannot see where Caduceus is, you just kinda guess it, but she does appear, you assume, somewhere near by. Caduceus, you do see her appear on the ground around the corner from you.”

[otterlyart]

Conversations before disaster…

[criticalsorcery]

and I fucking helped

[apropensityforcharm]

Are you all in love with her now?

[youcancallmekathyp]

Jester&Caleb + that Battle Couple™ aesthetic

“Caleb will swim around that column a bit to try to get as close as possible, and start weaving his hands in the water, and muttering arcane words and say: ‘I have an offering for you!’ and I will pull out my middle finger and say ‘you make a shitty God, you bedazzled cephalopod!’ and I will cast Banishment.”

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“I’m going to take a cue from Caleb and I’m gonna have my Duplicate swim up and pull out a little Duplicate sequinced glove and wave it around and be like ‘Here’s your offering!’ and cast Banishment!”

[youcancallmekathyp]

And when you said “Hi, ” I forgot my dang name Set my heart aflame, ev'ry part aflame This is not a game

[dagger131]

Put this shit back into rotation my dudes

[i-am-the-one]

Broke: Writing Cullen out of DA4 because Gr*g Ell*s is trash.

Woke: Recasting and writing Cullen into DA4 because nothing would be fucking funnier than seeing Gr*g Ell*s’s temper tantrums when he realizes literally not a single one of Cullen’s fans are here for him, they’re here for the hot guy made of pixels on their PC screen.

[animusrox]

The Avengers (2012) | Avengers Endgame (2019)

[buttercup-bi]

This night went from necromantic to romantic pretty damn fast

[youcancallmekathyp]

When the wizard you have a crush on turns the teasing game around on you.

[natreidess]

Ok so let me get straighT, Caleb. You put a book you knew Jester would love in the rooms, a book you’re describing as “it’s adorable, right up your alley”, but you put it in Zemnian, so only you can read it. 

You engineered a situation for you to tell her you would gladly read to her one of your favorite childhood books. You play dumb well but you are ONE SMOOTH MOTHERFUCKER. 

[sharemypinidcanymore-deactivate]

[youcancallmekathyp]

Oh, all my nights taste like gold Yeah, when I’m with you it’s like everything glows

[orphanmaker-deactivated20230813]

“when you become a part of the tribe, you take a blood oath and you get a name, and i was given the name orphanmaker”

shows up over a month late to the party and dumps this on your doorstep

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

Not Jason derulo saying he thought Cats was going to change the world/be hella successful 🤡

name one thing about the world that hasn’t changed since cats came out

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

costco hotdog and soda is still a buck fifty