lix

she/her

[dogpuppy]

[achillesinhighheels]

#bymyselfmaxxing

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[dogpuppy]

Me during my childhood obsession with ancient egypt

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

[ivipl1]

i love when women have a deeper or raspier voice. its very charming

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[sentada]

lowkey i just killed all innocents

[plumbo-gummite]

notice how no one died

[soundcarvings]

it’s a beautiful summer for disappearing

[when-you-fail-again]

[stuckinapril]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[trench-ghost]