Dahlias Dynamics

[jeanssonew]

i know i’ll fall in love with you, baby

[velvet4510]

The thing is, Hank and Alex were both in their late teens/early twenties in First Class so their respective dynamics with Charles & Erik were more “big brother/little brother”, and obviously Raven was the little sister, BUT Sean was the undisputed baby of the group, clearly 17 at most, and Cherik’s first parenting experience was teaching Sean to fly.

Like yeah - let’s talk about Peter and Wanda and Lorna and Nina and David and (by adoption) Jean all day long - but Sean was Cherik’s firstborn.

[papayafromtv]

Jason should have come back to the manor post-lazarus pit and revealed himself as Jason Todd but not told the rest of the family that he’s also Red Hood. can you imagine how fucking funny that would be.

Nightwing: honestly! my family is fucking INSANE! i swear the only good one is my little brother, he died and came back and decided to ditch the vigilante life.

Red Hood: oh shit really?

Nightwing: honestly probably the smartest one out of all of us, he’s reading in bed while we’re all out here on stakeouts!

Red Hood: interesting. tell me more about how this brother is the best of all of you.

~

Red Hood: so what are you guys getting the smart handsome not-vigilante brother for Christmas?

Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:

~

Batman: now i need all of you to have an equal share in the clean up-

Red Hood: yeah sorry, you aren’t MY dad, so i’m gonna dip. have fun cleaning!

the funniest part is when Dick and Tim decide that since Red Hood and Jason are so similar and Red Hood CLEARLY seems to like what he hears about Jason, that they should try to set the two up.

Jason, calling Roy at 4am: i need you in Gotham within the next hour so you can dress up as Red Hood and we can pretend that I’m sleeping with myself.

Roy:

Roy: i’m gonna get caught sneaking out of your bedroom with lipstick on your helmet

Jason: this is gonna be the funniest thing we’ve ever done.

[vegetabletaxi]

i hope somebody found this helpful, i had my own wrong ideas about black-and-white thinking before i realized i've dealt with it all my life.

[miss-americanbi]

how the absolute FUCK am i supposed to live long and prosper in these conditions

[flavoredfaeman]

y'all look at my doctor, I'm gonna die!!

[doctorslippery]

[johnny-dynamo]

Terror Cubs by Butcher Billy

[morgangalaxy43]

“X-men has became woke” The X-men have been representing marginalized communities through the metaphor of mutants for decades, their leader is a disabled man and their main villain is a Jewish holocaust survivor, so X-men has always been woke and inclusive

[anxietyproblem]

[dreamy-mess]

you know I'm really trying this "reaching out to someone when you don't feel good" - thing. I'm really fucking trying to not let my brain, let my bpd catastrophize it in one way or the other. But I would really fucking appreciate it if you actually text back and tell me it's ok. Because this is fucking useless otherwise and it just convinces my brain even more that nobody gives a fuck about me anyways.

[homunculus-argument]

A demon simply called The Brother. It doesn't have siblings or any family, and it's ambiguous whether that creature itself is even male at all. It just keeps turning everything and everyone into broth.

[manyu-ten]

We as a society need to stop acting like Dick had bad fashion sense. Mans was wearing a $400 leather jacket during the Judas Contract (circa 1984) in a era when leather jackets were in high popularity with men because of things like Top Gun and Michael Jackson's 1984 Pepsi commercial.

[northoftheroad]

Dick has been drawn dressed according to fashion of the era since the 1940s. If it weren’t for the polka dot shirt in Nightwing vol 1, I don’t think this would be an issue. And polka dot shirts were fashionable at that time… The art isn’t great, though, that has probably “helped”.

[that-sea-sponge]

People forget that Dick likes bling. He likes to be seen. He's the star of the no matter what the show is. He's the version of Batman that was finally caught on camera and it was on purpose. He's a performer and every minute is an act. The downside is that every minute is an act.

[thememedaddy]

[atefingersdagger]

Katniss with Peeta

[synmmin]

no context needed

[aidashakur]

[univemma]

What's my favourite scene in X-Men First Class? Well, easy, it's the scene where Hank shows up as Beast for the first time in the hangar. Why, you may ask?

Because, after the eternally hilarious exchange that is "never looked better man" "dont mock me" and Hank choking the life out of Erik,

After he puts him down and you can see behind them, we reach my favourite part of this scene:

Alex, who had been 2 seconds away from Actually mocking him, realising that after the bullshit he's been putting him through, Hank would have Genuinely Fucking Killed Him

'Holy shit, do not call him a bozo he will shatter your spine. do NOT-'