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Butch queer 30ish, powered by autism no pronouns for trans reasons

[fredersen]

NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

[prokopetz]

I want a video game with realistic dick and balls physics not for any prurient reason, but... okay, so you know how in some games with boob physics, there's a palpable delay after a character model is instantiated before physics start to apply to the boobs, so it's like *pop* ... *FWOMP*? I want to see the cock version of that. Penis-having character spawns in, there's a beat, then the physics engine tries to play catch-up and applies a full second of gravitational acceleration to their junk all at once and they just randomly start helicoptering.

[midnightvoyager]

[prokopetz]

#wasnt that conan game basically this #idk i never played it (via @piedbirb)

Nah, Conan: Exiles saves on development costs there by applying the same physics simulation it uses for clothing to penises. It's basically treating the cock and balls as a bit of cloth hanging off your character's groin, which produces a totally different (albeit no less entertaining) set of failure modes.

[theladydrgn]

According to my wife you can kind of do this in Carnal Instinct. And if you have a horse cock installed and position yourself in a corner just right, you can fly. Or it feels like you're going to fly. Your body stays perfectly still while the dick helicopters all over the place

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Young men today being SHOCKED and APPALLED that the girls they're dating are reading dark romance like the closet in my grandma's spare room wasn't totally chockers with Mills and Boon books when I was a kid. "Our generation is RUINED because the young women are reading NASTY PORN" if you saw the shit 50 year old women were reading in the nineties you'd hurl.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Props to all the people in the notes reminiscing about which specific old woman relative's book collection was their smutty fic awakening

[haaarpb]

havent drawn a self portrait in a while

[klapollo]

A good rule of thumb is that if any tiktok consumer trend seems actually interesting to you (labubus, dot cakes, whatever) just give it like 4-5 months and you'll be able to get one anywhere with no trouble. It is the way of fads. Labubus were gold a year ago and last week I saw one jammed in an old crane machine in a supermarket next to some 99 cent teddy bear

[klapollo]

when somebody loved me

everything was beautiful

[pepurika]

my son...,

[themanwhooncedweltinavault]

[discodeerdiary]

The age of writing DUMP HIM in the women's restroom stall is out, the age of writing TRY TESTOSTERONE in the women's restroom stall is in

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[parawyrm]

[richardburbagehateblog]

"All drugs are drugs" = a surprisingly radical position that will upset people right across the political spectrum

This means:

If you draw a hard line between "drug" and "medicine" based on current legality where you live (or any other criteria) you've gone wrong somewhere,

If you think legality and/or prescription status tells you all you need about a substance's capacity to do massive harm to someone's body, mind or well-being you've gone wrong somewhere,

If you think legality and/or prescription status tells you all you need about a substance's capacity to contribute meaningfully to someone's healing, function or happiness you've gone wrong somewhere,

If you think certain substances should be excluded from informed consent (either withheld or forcibly administered) you've gone wrong somewhere.

[brainscrems]

As the saying goes, the dose makes the poison. And the same applies when it comes to chemicals with the potential for abuse.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm fairly confident that I've never met a person who doesn't have ptsd. I think the division is really "people with ptsd that they can mask/manifests in ways that others can ignore" and "people whose ptsd can't be ignored by others so they're forced to begrudgingly acknowledge its existence"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"my cousin is the only one in our family with ptsd, he got attacked by a large dog and melts down at the sound of large dogs barking if he's already emotionally fragile" yeah and your mother shuts down at the sound of car engines that sound like her ex-husband's car, you just never noticed because you don't pay attention to her and she's been conditioned not to make her 'silly outbursts' anyone else's problem.

[flork-of-cows-official]

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[darknymfa-art]

Junerassic day 30, rainbow bee-eater. They were not kidding about the amount of colors on this guy, yeesh.

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[sandersstudies]

Me making food for myself: Why must I be subjected to the torture of maintaining this mortal flesh. When will I be free of the trials of Sisyphean mundanity.

Me making food for someone else: yay! yippee! woo! yeah! hurray! yahoo! hurrah! yeehaw! woo!