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Butch queer 30ish, powered by autism no pronouns for trans reasons

[fredersen]

NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

[finishingschoolbooks]

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

[were-ralph]

That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[were--ralph]

[sunshinemoonrx]

HUH?

Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???

[sunshinemoonrx]

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

[sunshinemoonrx]

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

[vintage-tigre]

[ytumamatambien2001]

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

Actually it's super rude and problematic of you dismiss my vapid outsider critiques :/ People who have absolutely no idea what the hell they're even talking about deserve to be heard too :/

[timrousbeastie]

[absurdlogic]

love is stored in the kitty cat

commissions open | info

[memorycycle]

using a piece of paper to carry a scary bug out of my house and then forgetting about it and accidentally using the same paper to print my resume, manager i hand it to smells it and starts making a defensive acid,

[r0mantic1xm]

writing gay fanfiction sometimes feels like he he he he him him him he he he hehehe he he he

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

[frottinq]

When the mutual you really enjoy seeing in ur notes shows up in ur notes

[slygirlboy]

[maidthings]

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

[caffedorzo]

so exhausted by how fundamentally anti-human the capitalist world has become. like ageing, getting fat, being slightly inefficient, and making mediocre art are all extremely normal and extremely human activities, why is every corporation trying to convince us to spend all our money fighting that

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[ambassadorquark]

This really could have been like three panels i just kept cracking myself up writing them all having this extremely inane argument. I also think it’s crazy when people say mint flavored sweets taste like toothpaste. More than one thing can taste like mint.