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Butch queer 30ish, powered by autism no pronouns for trans reasons

[fredersen]

NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[aggregatefunctionzine]

AO3: elusive_ellipsis

The Aggregate Function zine is currently in its creation period. While you're waiting here's a spotlight on one of our writers!

[gil-estel]

PreservationAux (+ their SecUnit)

[friedmagnolialeaves]

[atlas-eye]

"Obligation [kills] enthusiasm. ... curiosity collapsed under the weight of [duty.] ... autonomy fuels motivation, [and] the moment something becomes compulsory, it starts to feel like work.

[But] almost nothing in life is truly mandatory, only consequential. Freedom [means] recognizing that you're always choosing, and that every choice carries a cost."

[wheeloffortune-design]

the publisher has found the tumblr account

everyone, look normal.

(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western.)

[gotmehookedonthekpop]

[juenavei]

my idea of a Guild Navigator (pharmaceutical mutated fish-like human) from the Dune books i put the leotard on him as described but i prefer naked, in fact this is Edric from Dune Messiah. i figured he is about the length of a beluga. i hope we see one on Dune part 3 !!

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

not to "trying to be chill but can't help noticing how misogyny bleeds through the cracks etc etc" but once you realize that almost none of the cute disney comic relief sidekicks are women you can't unsee it. like that thing only exists to do some slapstick and look cute for plushies. why can't it be a woman. why are ALL of them he/him. it's driving me fucking insane

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

I would like to formally apologize to everyone. I had no idea what consequences my actions would create but I should have been more careful anyway. I should have remembered this is a Genie Website and I should have clarified that when I want more female nonhuman comedic relief characters, I did not mean I wanted Olaf the Snowman to have an intensely heterosexual love interest in Frozen 3. I will do my best to go through each post with a team of lawyers going forwards to ensure this never happens again.

[littleguymart]

(source)

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

[morganoperandi]

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

[whumpster-fire]

[jaystellarbirb]

Ok, so I KNOW Bruce Wayne HAS to be at least an ex of Batman. So we all remember Jason Todd right? Well rumor is, Bruce Wayne found him STEALING TIRES OFF THE BATMOBILE. And apparently adopted him after. So like, he finds a kid vandalizing his ex’s car, and decides, “I like this kid.”

[stjohnstarling]

Noir detectives need to be placed in indirect light, preferably from between the slats of Venetian blinds, for optimal health.

[stjohnstarling]

For best results, atmosphere should be 40-60% cigarette smoke by volume.

[hightide-error]

unlimited princess power!!!

[hightide-error]

locked in the tower again.

[bayesic-bitch]

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

[toroidalearthtruther]

fuck, man, the fog's been trying to contact me all day. I just turned my phone on and it says I've had a bunch of mist calls

[huanggugugu]

ok

Reference (source unknown):

[peachdoxie]

Been thinking a lot lately about a situation in which consensual mind control is forced:

You are trapped by the villain and your mind is going to be taken over. There is no escape from that in the time you have before it's complete, but your friend is there and they can offer an alternative. They can take control of your mind instead and keep you safe until they find a way to undo it. You agree, because you trust them.

Or: You have taken over your friend's mind to save them from a worse fate. You are now in control of another person. They have no agency except what you allow them. You give them as much freedom as you can, but you know it is not enough. You don't know if your friendship will survive this kind of trauma, but it would still be worth the sacrifice.

Both of you are willing, but neither of you wanted this.