Temmi Temmerson Central @daifauxx - Tumblr Blog

"When all you have is a broom, the whole world starts looking like dishes"

candytwist-deactivated20231123

all good novelists realize they’re nothing compared to musicians. and all good musicians realize they’re nothing compared to novelists

pjackk

ALL good novelests and musicicans realize their nothing compared to porno Dvd's

candytwist-deactivated20231123

do you jack off ?

pjackk

Im not feeling good at all right now i need help badly

cherryhatter-deactivated2015072

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

drtanner

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

junk-thunder

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

ilan

jame7t

daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch

cornsumer

i’m sorry but what the actual fuck

jame7t

a cackling witch

girlnumbers

aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

kushblazer666

#*hypnotized* i am a young mexican woman and i'm gonna make it.

lakevida

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

subcultureblues

but after that im chewing on it

zandergb

astromechapunk

This is how it's done:

cilceon

And this is how you homage it:

everydayconman

Literally less than a year ago we were adding cool spins to it like “Sliding Up Tokyo Tower” how did we downgrade so hard?

crimsoncadmium

We even got live action slide

bellatrixmelody

The slide in the first post bothers the fuck out of me because he’s using his right leg to slide on the ground.

So, I ride a motorcycle and I know at least the theory of doing a power slide (still cool but you don’t slide nearly so much and you need a pretty light bike to do it most of the time). You have to lock the back wheel until your back wheel looses grip on the road and then turn sharply to the left. Rear wheel slides and the front wheel turns.

But how do you lock the back wheel you might ask? Well with your rear break of course.

WHICH IS UNIVERSALLY UNDER YOUR RIGHT FOOT! How the FUCK is he locking the back wheel, with his shifter on his left foot??? Not possible. The creators of Akira knew it, and so did everyone that homaged it. The post above gets it right even if he’s likely on a slider and being pulled back.

vespertinecat

This is why I love tumblr. Where else could I find gifs of back to back tribute references and a perfect explanation of why the above doesn't work and how you would need to do everything to ideally execute to move in question? Thank you for explaining, fellow tumblr friend.

max1461

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.