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Yknow, lettuce is just crunchy water

I’m a sad, stressed out high school student who needs to go to an overly priced college (which is all of them) so I can feel validated and like my parents are proud of me for once just so when I graduate college I’ll be called lazy by all of my family members :)

#kill me #I want to die #college #fucking hell #I have to finish my fafsa #but neither of my parents will help #my dad was trippin over it #bc he thinks it’s a scam #even though it’s a govt form #and I showed him that #and he didn’t believe me #and thinks someone will steal his information #my mom is out making salsa #and refuses to come home to help me #but I don’t want to wait bc the later I wait for this #the worse off I am #and if I’m being real #I’m too broke for college #I’m too broke for anything #if I’m being honest here #I just want to be happy #and not streressed #I cried today bc all of my family members yelled at me about college #and since I’m undecided on what I want to do #I got a lecture from my grandma #who every time I see her #all she talks about is college #I have the weight of what feels like the fucking world #on my goddamn shoulders #and nobody cares

Say this joke aloud

So H2O is water. And H2O2 is Hydrogen Peroxide What is H2O4? Drinking.

I know I don’t update this blog as often as I’d like to But I appreciate all of you who follow me and enjoy the things I post when I do, you all are wonderful people and I just wanted you all to know that

#ily guys #yall are the best #i cry #i have so many wonderful followers #pls remember how much i appreciate you #bc i appreciate you a lot okay

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Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?

speciesofleastconcern

crocodiles confirmed for cuter than human babies

beggars-opera

double confirmed

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OJ’s First Ever Follow Forever

I hit an astounding

followers!! (is that a cheesy enough photo for you?) To celebrate, I will be shouting out all my favorite blogs (aka everyone I follow). So to all of you wondering why in the heck a Kpop blog is tagging you in something, it is because I am multi-fandom and a total nerd and follow a very wide variety of blogs. Apologies. Or you’re welcome. However you feel about it.

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