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On this day in 1946, George W. Bush was born. For his birthday, We're sending George a book. It's called "My Pet Goat."...

BREAKING NEWS: Paula Deen announces that she supports gay marriage. Even for all those tap-dancing little n*ggers...

BREAKING NEWS: U.S. Rep. Paul Ryan announces his plan to visit poor people's homes to ask for their food stamps back...

COMING UP ON FOX NEWS: A round-table of Sarah Palin, Miss Utah, Honey Boo Boo, and SpongeBob SquarePants will discuss Republican election strategy,the NSA spying scandal, trans-vaginal ultrasounds and stupid-head poopy-pants liberals...

DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY: N.J. Gov. Chris Christie: For blowing $24,000,000 on a "special" election just 3 weeks before his own "regular" election to keep “black” Democrats away from the polls…

SPECIAL BULLETIN: Today is World Goth Day. If you are suffering from Goth, ask your doctor if Prozac is right for you...

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“Consider how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of them are stupider than that ” - GeorgeCarlin...

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TODAY IN HISTORY: On this day in 2003, George W. Bush gave his "Mission Accomplished" speech. Unfortunately, the mission was lying America into the war in Iraq...

THIS DAY IN INTERNET HISTORY: On this day in 2005, YouTube was launched. Before this, nobody gave a crap about your stupid cat...

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ACCORDING TO REPUBLICANS: The lives of your kids just aren't as important as the right of a psychopath to own a gun...

BREAKING NEWS: Guns don't kill people. Senate Republicans who voted down background checks & mental health screenings kill people...

When life hands you lemons, stop voting for Republicans...

THE MOST AWESOME APRIL FOOL'S PRANK EVER: "Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction." - Dick Cheney

FUN FACT: Good Friday quickly turns into Great Friday when you smoke a little weed and hit the In-N-Out Burger...

BREAKING NEWS: Jay Leno to leave "The Tonight Show" so that he can spend more time being annoying and unfunny with his family...

SPECIAL BULLETIN: On this 10th Anniversary of the War in Iraq, lets take a moment to honor chicken-hawks George W. Bush and Dick Cheney who started the Iraq War without ever fighting in a war...

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