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IF ANYONE IS STILL FOLLOWING ME HERE THAT PLEASE FOLLOW MY NEW BLOG
IF ANYONE IS STILL FOLLOWING ME HERE THAT PLEASE FOLLOW MY NEW BLOG
IF ANYONE IS STILL FOLLOWING ME HERE THAT PLEASE FOLLOW MY NEW BLOG
IF ANYONE IS STILL FOLLOWING ME HERE THAT PLEASE FOLLOW MY NEW BLOG
IF ANYONE IS STILL FOLLOWING ME HERE THAT PLEASE FOLLOW MY NEW BLOG
IF ANYONE IS STILL FOLLOWING ME HERE THAT PLEASE FOLLOW MY NEW BLOG
IF ANYONE IS STILL FOLLOWING ME HERE THAT PLEASE FOLLOW MY NEW BLOG
((how are you? i want to rp with u but u never reply to my asks ;3; where were/are u))
// sorry ive been feeling down in the dumps a lot lately w/ being abused and harassed but ill be back soon. psttt reblog my calling out post on them
Do not follow the users arisupamyupamyu, r-kaenbyou or (twitter) hex-boyfriend
For the last couple of months Arisupamyupamyu and R-kaenbyou have been harrassing me on twitter and now Hex_boyfriend has joined in last night.
Their tumblrs/twitters: Arisupamyupamyu (tumblr) (twitter), R-kaenbyou (tumblr) (twitter), Hex_boyfriend (twitter) and Octopusjoubini (tumblr) (I do not have a problem with octopusjoubini but I feel it is necessary to add it as well.)
Please block and report them.
(Side note: I may talk about them with their names, Arisu is Alice, R-kaen/(twitter)corpse_voyage is Leo, Hex_boyfriend is Andressa and Octopusjoubini is Nova/Axis. Nova/Axis’ is will only be mention once.)
Click on the read more for the evidence.
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Please guys instead of just liking or ignoring please reblog this as well, I don’t want anymore ppl to become victims of their harassment.
Sorry that this is not roleplaying but please reblog this, I'm tired of being beaten down by these people and I also want to protect all of you from being abused and harassed like I was.
dangan ronpa females
if thats not punk i dont know what is
it’s a startling, unholy revelation
the thrilling conclusion
Send "Stay a bit longer. I want you in my arms." For my muses reaction to yours grabbing them and pulling them back to bed.
spongebob squarepants meme ♆
" I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... "
" F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium... bombs! N is for no survival! "
" I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! "
" Go away, can't you see I'm trying to forget you. "
" You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. "
" Remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets! "
" Worship the magic conch! "
" Can you take the crust off my Krabby Patty? "
" The best time to wear a striped sweater... is all the time! "
" Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end! "
" Well first, we have to balance a glass of chocolate milk on our heads, stand on one foot, and sing the Bikini Bottom Anthem. "
" Two words, Na. Chos. "
" Sounds like you have a dying animal to attend to. "
" Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly. "
" East?! I thought you meant Weest. "
" I smell the smelly smell of something that smells... smelly. "
" It took us three days to make that potato salad! THREE DAYS! "
" This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness. "
" You know what's funnier than 24? 25! "
" Too bad that didn't kill me. "
" That's it! You have crossed the line! As of right now, this friendship is over! "
" Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. "
" Is mayonnaise an instrument? "
" My leg! "
" Hi, Kevin. I'm your biggest fan. "
" Don't geniuses live in lamps? "
" Why don't you go and ask Cowbob Ranchpants and his friend sir Eat-a-lot. "
" I was going to ask you if you wanted to go jellyfishing but I can see that you're busy having an episode. "
" Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers. "
" Will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? "
" Hello, sir, would you like to buy some chocolate? "
Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]
[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
IF WE'VE NEVER INTERACTED, SEND ME ONE!
"Hi, I’m ______."
"Oh fuck! Are you okay?"
"Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…"
"Need a ride?"
"How are you?"
"Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours."
"What’s your name?"
"Thank you."
"You just saved my life!"
"Move the fuck out of my way."
"Watch where you’re going!"
"Asshole."
"Would you like anything?"
"You’re gorgeous.”
"Do I know you?"
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