Shenannigans

Icon a gift from the LOVELY dartheames!! (art by destinyapostasy!)

[everythingfox]

(via)

[dersprite-mspfa]

Rating: NOT CUTE

You hear that ticking? That’s a time bomb. You have 3 minutes and 45 seconds.

[wandringaesthetic]

You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.

not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life

[corvuscorona]

if u write in present tense enough times in a row, you can switch this problem around & get confused when your present-tense narrator is talking abt something that happened in Their past. I recommend this bc it keeps u on ur toes

[ach-sss-no]

guys i made my first blackout poetry

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

It just started working again! This is the best day ever!

[transmechanicus]

Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

[allsonargent]

Lee Pace as Ned the Pie Maker in Pushing Daisies (2007—2009)

[margflower]

[emotionalwords]

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

[virtualgirladvance]

Got that vampire autism where you gotta invite me in every time

[pani-artz]

The Emperor's New Groove x Baldur's Gate 3 crossover

Someone said Kronk and Yzma remind them of Minsc and Jaheira.

[thememedaddy]

[colinarcartperson]

Trying to be chill while playing the dark urge feels like that old meme to me

[tess-mercer]

not to be boring but I like when evil characters…. well not become “redeemed,” more like they become domesticated. its just delightful when like an evil monstrous little bastard man goes from committing murder to getting mad someone misplaced their costco card or left the jar of mayo on the counter all day.

[madtumbleson]

I just needed to preserve these tags. For reasons.

[kimabutch]

I’m sorry, I can’t come into work today. I didn’t get a long rest and god gave me a point of exhaustion. All my skill checks are at disadvantage.

[unclefaust]

[coffeenonsense]

gale's reaction to mystra telling him to blow himself up is obviously heartbreaking but on the other hand it is deeply DEEPLY hilarious when Gale, Learned professor of renown, is like "if there was another way to defeat the absolute don't you think the goddess of magic would have thought of it" and the band of badly socialized half-feral murder children he's running with just go "well maybe the goddess of magic is stupid, gale"

[effinbirds]

[writhe]

i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real

[thememedaddy]