Definitely Sober Thoughts of Daisuke

None of us are high here. We are a dedicated blog to serve our lord and savior, Daisuke Kambe. Join our religion.

[daisukesthoughts]

Haru: I detest it when people invade my personal space.

Daisuke: you are literally sticking your nose in my butt.

Haru: this is my personal space.

[daisukesthoughts]

Y'all I was adding tags and

[daisukesthoughts]

Nobody:

Literally no one in the entire universe:

Kambe Daisuke:

[lee-etc]

So you're telling me that you two moved halfway across the globe, maybe live in same house, solve crimes together and you're just friends???

[daisukesthoughts]

Oh my god they were roommates

[daisukesthoughts]

Y'all saw how he fucking reacted to knowing Kato was there too aka in danger???

[daisukesthoughts]

I want Kato Kambe

But the (ka) is silent

But the (be) is silent

[daisukesthoughts]

Kato is a tsundere and I hear no objections

[daisukesthoughts]

Today I offer you baby

Tomorrow? Who knows. Maybe daddy.

[daisukesthoughts]

HELL o ^^

Hi hi ^^ 

Do you think Daisuke Kambe (our god :D) is . . .

BATMAN ??? 

omg!

BALANCE UNLIMITED \o/

[toukatan]

神戸大助 | Daisuke Kambe x Vogue ✧・ﾟ

[daisukesthoughts]

When you realize your daddy actually does not have any police spirit and doesn't care if he has to kills people to reach his objective.

[daisukesthoughts]

So I've heard people are hating Suzue for some unknown reasons

Why??

[burungputu]

please sir spare me

[makiema]

#tfw you wanna save your bf and he Uno reverses on you

[daisukesthoughts]

Guys guys I know it's 3 in the morning but -

I THINK THEY ARE CONNECTED IN SOME WAY

DAISUKE LOOKS AT HIM SUSPICIOUSLY

[daisukesthoughts]

It was in that moment that Haru knew

He's gay

[daisukesthoughts]

When Haru doesn't pay attention to you.