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@ask-lupercal
I am the Warmaster.
Appointed by my father The Emperor of Mankind to lead his crusade and fulfill, humanities true potential.
I seem to have briefly lost communication with Terra.
I will abide no lies or slander about myself, my sons, or any of my brothers.
Besides that. While I find my way back to my ship … Please feel free to reach out! I’m happy to advise you on any matters from the art war to the art of love.
Mention the word HERESYat your own peril!
Important information for your current situation, there was some time lost between the start and end of your journey, the Emperor is in something similar to a coma, and Guilliman was put in charge against his will.
That’s cute.
But my father is healthy.
I am the warmaster.
Everything is normal and as it should be.
Nothing happened on Istvaan III
You good? You been quiet for a week.
Thank you for asking that friend!
I have been catching up on what has happened since my consciousness went dark.
There has been much to process.
Much to consider.
Did they tell you about istvaan yet or naw
Lovely place. Lovely places. I haven’t told me anything.
Is it still a lovely place?
Please please please tell me it is brother.
I am trying. I really am. But I’m having trouble holding onto all of this.
What happened on istvaan
i would also like to know what happened on istvaan, people are...making claims that simply cannot be true.
They cannot be. You know our brother lies. He prides himself on it.
Sometimes the only thing worse than a lie is the truth.
@ask-ferrusmanus look man if it’s any consolation I got beheaded too ok I understand what you’re going through
NONE OF YOU HAVE BEEN BEHEADED.
Father just appointed me the war master…
I saw most of you…
You are my brothers…
You good? You been quiet for a week.
Thank you for asking that friend!
I have been catching up on what has happened since my consciousness went dark.
There has been much to process.
Much to consider.
Did they tell you about istvaan yet or naw
Lovely place. Lovely places. I haven’t told me anything.
Is it still a lovely place?
Please please please tell me it is brother.
I am trying. I really am. But I’m having trouble holding onto all of this.
What happened on istvaan
i would also like to know what happened on istvaan, people are...making claims that simply cannot be true.
They cannot be. You know our brother lies. He prides himself on it.
You good? You been quiet for a week.
Thank you for asking that friend!
I have been catching up on what has happened since my consciousness went dark.
There has been much to process.
Much to consider.
Did they tell you about istvaan yet or naw
Lovely place. Lovely places. I haven’t told me anything.
Is it still a lovely place?
Please please please tell me it is brother.
I am trying. I really am. But I’m having trouble holding onto all of this.
What happened on istvaan
Oh boy! I get to break the news!
Well, for starters you and Fulgrim and Angron sent down any of your Astartes who you thought would be loyal to the Emperor over you personally to Istvaan 3, and killed them alongside a few million loyalist soldiers and mechanicum with virus bombs!
Then, and this is the best part because it was my idea, you set up a headquarters on Istvaan 5, and let the Imperium believe it was just you three, so Neoth sends The Raven Guard, Iron Hands, Salamanders, Iron Warriors, Word Bearers, Night Lords, and The Alpha Legion to defeat you and bring you in! A great plan, even you couldn’t fight your way out of being outnumbered nearly 3:1 by Astartes (after the purges) and over 2:1 by Primarchs and Navy! Odds like that can destroy entire legions.
But Oopsie turns out Perturabo, Kurze, Lorgar, and I were on your side the whole time. Remember what I said about destroying legions? Yeah we damn near culled them to the last Astartes. Perturabo had a great time with his Artillery, Fulgrim decapitated Ferrus Manus, Corax actually kicked the dogshit out of Kurze AND Lorgar but they both fucked off. I was there. A great time was had by all. Honestly I rank it a top 10 scheme of mine between stealing Uncle Malcador’s Chili recipe and sneaking several Thousand Legionnaires onto Terra.
The most fucked up part is the Iron Hands came out Stronger somehow, apparently Ferrus Manus was holding them back. The Ravens and Salamanders were fucked for the rest of the War though.
This can’t be true.
This isn’t true.
This can’t be true.
You good? You been quiet for a week.
Thank you for asking that friend!
I have been catching up on what has happened since my consciousness went dark.
There has been much to process.
Much to consider.
Did they tell you about istvaan yet or naw
Lovely place. Lovely places. I haven’t told me anything.
Is it still a lovely place?
Please please please tell me it is brother.
I am trying. I really am. But I’m having trouble holding onto all of this.
What happened on istvaan
Let me
B
R
A
KE it
Down
Horus DOES owe me child support!! I KNEW IT
I DO NOT OWE ANYONE CHILD SUPPORT!
as far as I know
Fulgrim I know damn well you can’t get pregnant from ANYTHING I have ever done to you!
Control your son.
I have a splitting headache…
And a pain in my abdomen that won’t stop throbbing…
… and the whispering…
… the constant whispering…
I will freely admit I’ve never been entirely clear on the concept of reproduction-
Please tell me if I have heired (Ha!)
But Lucius the Eternal Connor seek child support from me for several reasons, correct?
I …
CanDo
Whatever I
Want
Yer not
MY
Dadddddd
You have lost whatever little mind you had.
I will freely admit I’ve never been entirely clear on the concept of reproduction-
Please tell me if I have heired (Ha!)
But Lucius the Eternal cannot seek child support from me for several reasons, correct?
You good? You been quiet for a week.
Thank you for asking that friend!
I have been catching up on what has happened since my consciousness went dark.
There has been much to process.
Much to consider.
Happy new year friends!
How many of you am I kissing at midnight?
Merry Sanguinala!
Merry Sanguinala to me!
Abbadon’s heart is in the right place-
At least I assume that was what was pumping his blood when he got me this some years ago!!
Sanguinius, crying: STOP! PUT ME DOWN! PLEASE!
Horus, struggling to try and lift Sanguinius onto the Christmas tree: THE. ANGEL. GOES. ON. TOP.
Ha!
And father never let us have a tree again!
…And conducted a purge of those he suspected to have shown us images of an outdated and irrelevant superstition.
Unfortunately, you're too tall for me to kiss your cheek with the aforementioned mistletoe traditional. But if you bend a bit I could kiss your ring.
My ring is always at your disposal, my sweet.
You don’t even need a parasitic plant overhead in order to kiss it.
I have been getting several strange notes!
You don’t need to hang up a plant to kiss me!
But if it will help, I might start wearing it on my belt…

A bag of cookies appears, and then falls and sits on whatever surface is closest to you to your right. The note tapped on reads,
“I hope these cookies find you well my son.”
-happy sanguinala, @goldenthroneresident
Thank you father!
Most appreciated!
What is Sanguinala?
