[daisy--change]

no one: ur cute

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

bf: babe come over

me: i can’t, i’m having an existential crisis

bf: my parents aren’t home

me: are any of us really, truly….home?

[onlyblackgirl]

I never knew how much I needed this

[spoiled-pink888]

Lmfao

[settlethewhoreids]

“You put so much ginger in this it’s a Weasley” 💀

[geekscoutcookies]

Yall

[ourqueenfelinefatale]

Like Gordon is savage yall. Comes straight for the jugular. Roasts people as well as he roasts chicken. 

[kyssthis16]

The olive oil one took me all the way out. Like… 😂😂😂😂😂

[karnythia]

Can anyone explain how you burn ice cream? I have so many questions

[iwantamimosa]

I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time 

[aptxx4869-deactivated20160504]

my traumatized ass: do I have a crush or am I just idolizing this person for being vaguely nice to me

[100493503004422]

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

[daisy--change]

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: i had always assumed ‘knowledge is power’ means the more you know the more power you have but after reading into post colonial theory i’m realising that ‘knowledge is power’ can be said in reference to western dominant discourses maintaining and universalising ‘knowledge,’ consequently marginalising indigenous and non western perspectives, purely because their epistemologies do not support western narratives that enforce cultural, social, political and economic power hierarchies

[bunlly]

[ginaalexisrodriguez-deactivated]

the media: GAME OF THRONES IS BACK me:

[bitchtheteenagewitch]

this is for the girls whose moms didn’t raise them to be comfortable and positive about their body. the kids that watched their mom do extreme diets and pick on their own bodies since elementary school. the kids who’s moms made them feel insecure about their bodies and feel pressured to do the same, as their mom did with the diets and hatefulness towards themselves. for the kids who cried in the dressing rooms of department stores when everything made you hate your body. when the biggest size wasn’t enough. when they made you second guess everything you ate. this is for those kids that weren’t raised body positive. you guys are beautiful.

[tchaikovsgay]

“People are freaking out about this edible cookie dough!” All cookie dough is edible if you aren’t a bitch

[astrosoeur]

the signs and their downsides

Aries: is both the protagonist & antagonist of their own life Taurus: constantly torn between what they want and what they need Gemini: doesn’t know how to function without stimulation Cancer: they make “homes” out of people, and relies on others rather than themselves for a sense of security. Leo: sees everyone as a threat or competition Virgo has an all-consuming fear of insignificance and lacking in all forms (major preoccupation with proving their worth) Libra: frequently loses their sense of self (by tending to define themselves by their friends & the people they surround themselves with) Scorpio: extreme distrust in not only others but also in themselves, seeing their emotions & obsessions as treacherous Sagittarius: has bouts of overwhelming loneliness and emptiness (and will do anything to fill the void) Capricorn: can’t handle failure, it feels like the end of the world to them Aquarius: has an existential crisis every other week Pisces: constantly waiting for something to happen, having absurdly high hopes & therefore getting them crushed over and over again.

[unspokengrief]

im so scared the rest of my life is gonna feel like this

[babyangel-jpg]

[standwithpalestine]

HOLY SHIT.

[yoonswife]

me whenever i look at everyone: why am i the only ugly person

[puppetwithapistol-deactivated20]

I say no worries a lot for someone who worries 101% of the time