Lula

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[plantain-emoji]

May your next period be light and end quickly

[plantain-emoji]

This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.

[carpenters3]

lynda carter really wore a magen david and a crown that says never forget like the legend jumped out

[i-van-gough-to-shul]

Wait! Are her earrings the Kabbalah tree????

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

FOR THE PEEPS THAT DONT KNOW:

LYNDA CARTER’S HUSBAND AND CHILDREN ARE JEWISH

SHE IS FAMOUS FOR BEING THE OG WONDER WOMAN, A CHARACTER CURRENTLY BEING PLAYED BY JEWISH GAL GADOT

ALSO ALSO ALSO HER BAG?? DESIGNED BY A HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR

AS FOR THE EARRINGS, IDK BUT IT LOOKS PRETTY SIMILAR

THIS IS A VERY NICE WAY TO SHOW SOLIDARITY WHILE ALSO STICKING IT TO THE CATHOLIC CHURCH/CHRISTIAN-CENTRIC THEMES YOU GO LYNDA YOU GO

(x)

EDIT: ALSO HER DRESS IS BY ZAC POSEN, A JEWISH DESIGNER, THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

(x)

[daisythemazing]

If you smoke a chicken with marijuana will you get high and is it illegal?

If you inject yourself with hotsuace will it burn?

[daisythemazing]

God is not food. God is not hypothetical food. We do not eat our God unless we catholic. 

Is communion eating seafood If God is a fish?

[daisythemazing]

‘God was hovering over the face of the water?’

Is God a fish?

Is God a bird?

Is God Seafood or Airfood?

[e8luhs]

english teacher: *says abscond*

me, known homestuck:

[janecrocker]

Student: *says abscond* Me, A Teacher:

[daisythemazing]

Me an avid homestuck uses both abscond and strife as much as humanly possible in English essays

[nitrosplicer]

do you ever bite into a piece of cheese on bread and immediately find yourself as a true and honest shepherd boy in the 1300s who sometimes steals apples but is overall hale and truehearted

[mishalak-deactivated20200713]

Weird. I bit into bread and cheese and find myself mischievous knave from the 1500s as ready to drink an ale in good company as to cut the purse of a lord, but is an overall wastrel.

[jooby-s]

i bite in to bread and cheese and im ratatouille bitch

[daisythemazing]

funny when i bite into bread and cheese i find ya know bread and cheese

[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

[daisythemazing]

*Stands tall with an imaginary cape flowing behind*

I have fought many fandom battles and witnessed many memes but only the best may grace my blog

[just-shower-thoughts]

Aliens probably already know we exist but marked us down as extremely dangerous and unintelligent, and marked us as do not contact for any reason.

[daisythemazing]

Honestly don’t blame them. I mark myself down as do not contact for any reason. 

[breadedegg]

There is like a five year over-lap between the Millennials and Gen Z and I like to call them Generation “I don’t know what’s happening, please help us”

[daisythemazing]

As a Florida teen i sit here in the middle of second period as one of my classmates cry because her brothers school is on lock down because of a shooter. 

They say someone was shot in the ankle 

and i hear ‘at least it was only the ankle’ 

they are still on lock down and we sit here in our own classes trying to figure out what is going on and hoping, wishing, praying that our friends in the other school will survive

It was a student shooter, my teacher just told us, we aren’t even safe with each other 

I still sit here sad, tired, and angry because we are not safe even in a place of learning as children.

I’m not going to rant about gun control laws or how we need better defenses but instead we need to just… i don’t even know…

another friend of mine started crying and ….

[daisythemazing]

Hey, i’m back now, in fourth period this time

My schools on a code yellow now and i just took a vocab quiz

i think i did well i mean i studied and i seemed to know it all 

but i find it kind of just weird, i can’t think of the right word, but it’s just weird that we are just supposed to just keep on going as our friends in another school only twenty minutes away could have possibly just been shot at

they say the shooter is in custody but then why are we still on a code yellow

just some more thoughts as i attempt to get through this day 

[daisythemazing]

As a Florida teen i sit here in the middle of second period as one of my classmates cry because her brothers school is on lock down because of a shooter. 

They say someone was shot in the ankle 

and i hear ‘at least it was only the ankle’ 

they are still on lock down and we sit here in our own classes trying to figure out what is going on and hoping, wishing, praying that our friends in the other school will survive

It was a student shooter, my teacher just told us, we aren’t even safe with each other 

I still sit here sad, tired, and angry because we are not safe even in a place of learning as children.

I’m not going to rant about gun control laws or how we need better defenses but instead we need to just... i don’t even know...

another friend of mine started crying and ....

[daisythemazing]

That moment when you say you'll go on a diet and the eat a hot pocket, 2 popsicles, and a microwave dinner in the span of two hours

[queen-with-goals]

I wish the person who I reblogged this from happiness, good eyebrows, and clear skin.

[ellawritesstuff02]

SOMEONE REBLOG THIS FROM ME PLEASE

[zagreus]

i’m listening

[glitchlight]

hnngngnnn noodle nife 

[theriverblues]

skadaddle skadoodle your sword is made of noodle

[daisythemazing]

You can cook your murder weapon

[studyblr]

there are three kinds of people: sun, moon and stars.

[digitamer]

ask meme: send me an ask telling me what you think id be

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

And explain why

[bunbun-boy-deactivated20180720]

please oh my!!

[mabonkoraki]

Please