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FUCK QUICK DOES ANYOME HAVE A COPY OF THAT MEME WHERE TWO PEOPLE ARE TALKING AND THEN ONE PERSON SAYS SOMETHING BIZARRE AND THEN THEYRE DRAWN AS AN ALIEN

I need it STAT

cassidy-cat-ghost

lady-raziel

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

lady-raziel

I want to say unironically that this process of describing something to tumblr followers and then begging them to find it is a better search engine than the rest of the market right now. This was an act of desperation after increasingly frustrated searching and not even duckduckgo got me there but within 0.0001 second of posting on here--results immediately. the future of knowledge searching lies in direct crowdsourcing as we've all been enshittified back to "asking around"

sleepdeprivedsurgeon

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

imjunebitch

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

jerreeeeeee

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

jerreeeeeee

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 16 hours

#brother in arms of course #but also wise wizard #and in the context of the dantes inferno fic i suppose also loyal knight #jason contains multitudes

qqchurch

fagcrisis

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

maryoliveoil

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

cheese24k

clambistro-deactivated20161211

Ahh, it’s back

julierthanyou

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

kosmogrl

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

ilynpilled

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

pulim-v

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

beacon-lamp

hello beloveds ☺️

iceslushii

made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to

thetreeofliberty

You are appreciated

constellaj

delsinsfire

part of me wants to be professional part of me wants to sign my emails with dark souls texts

butch--dan

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

thisismyideaofhumor

Homestuck is weird bc if you just read the plot synopsis on Wikipedia, it’s overly complicated and makes no sense. But if you read Homestuck from the beginning, it boils you like a frog. You don't even really notice how increasingly convoluted the plot is getting. Several Acts in and youre saying shit like “The doomed-timeline Dave that post-retcon Jade dated is a different version of the Dave that fused with an alien catgirl” like it's the most reasonable thing in the world

elierlick

An iconic UK bookstore is offering visitors the opportunity to vandalize Harry Potter books for 25 pence. The Bookish Type, the trans-owned bookstore in Leeds running the promotion, will donate all proceeds to gender-affirming healthcare costs. Good fundraising idea or bad messaging? 🤔

icaruskey

fantastic idea

Books are precious, but not to the point you can't deface them or reuse them in ways that you want/need, especially not a dime a dozen copy of a popular series.

This is art. It's activism, it's demonstration. And the money goes to a good cause. So good all around.

genderkoolaid

i think people need to get a grip around the fact that a state or other governing body banning/destroying books is bad because it stems from a desire to control people's knowledge and what kinds of ideas can be expressed and shared.

it's not that, like, astral nazi particles are created whenever anybody of any social status or authority fucks with any book.

flavinbagel

The book isn't being burned, erased from existence, it's being altered, changed in its meaning to all who behold it (and putting meaning into the actions of those who alter it). Moreover it plainly spells out a crucial message to anyone squeamish about defacing a piece of literature they might feel attached to: it's just a book, it's okay to let it go.