Tragic.

23 | suffering | they/them

[breadedegg]

the carnal desire I have for juice ortiz n happy lowman is nearing inhumane

I’m foaming at the mouth

I need to be sedated

[zoesupreme]

Here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna take 4 russet potatoes. You're gonna peel them and dice them. You're gonna set them in a bowl of cold water so they don't oxidize. Then you're gonna cook a half pound of bacon until crispy and set it aside. You're gonna melt 4 tablespoons of butter in a dutch oven. No more, no less. Add some diced onion and garlic to that. Saute it for a couple minutes. Then you're gonna add 4 tablespoons of flour and make a roux. You're gonna add 3 cups of milk to the roux. Slowly. Don't get in a hurry. Then add 3 cups of chicken stock. Add plenty of salt and pepper. Bring it to a boil. Add your potatoes in. Let that simmer for 20 minutes. Then you're gonna add some sour cream, the chopped up bacon from earlier, and some grated cheddar. You're gonna stir that together for 5 minutes. And then garnish it with a little green onion and shredded cheddar. You got it?

[christianstepmoms]

Thanks Mike.

[catchymemes]

[lawbreaker13]

As a graphic design please let me tell you that I aspire to think of something 1/1000th as clever and execute it even remotely as well as this logo right here

[marlynnofmany]

That IS good!  This one is my other favorite, which I saw online ages ago and never forgot:

I know nothing about this golf club.  But their logo designer is top notch.

[breadedegg]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PORN BOTS IN MY NOTIFS GO AWAY

[bfwonho]

twittwr users just reached 2013

[chussy]

this is their response LMAOOOO

[recreationalcatnip]

[marlynnofmany]

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

[duskdragonxiii]

Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.

They are all male except my goddamn houndoom. I have 6 houndour eggs from when I looked away for a couple of minutes, and as someone with no idea about egg groups I have no idea who the father is.

Slut Shame Her.

[duskdragonxiii]

On some further investigation.

YOU

[neckspike-deactivated20240222]

Cousin Throckmorton gettin it

[girard]

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

[girard]

Try my recipe boy

[harboretum]

Like clockwork

[harboretum]

For reference

[calstone-light-o]

this is how every person on this site talks about fictional men

[peachdoxie]

I'm terminally online but in a well-adjusted way.

[peachdoxie]

I'm insane for other reasons.

[ii-zi]

Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

[jurinki]

yes your honor?

[ii-zi]

attack

[baddielabelle]

[spiralstaircased]

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

[zouffle]

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

[56blogsstillcrazy]

why chloe moretz eating spaghetti from wooden boxes?why everyone lookin in the camera??WHY SOME DUDE SUCKIN DICK???

[chvrlieherbs-deactivated2022021]

Why is her date using chop sticks

[justcariii]

Wtf is this lmao

[zendayasauntiewig-blog]

we’ve been having a full on debate about this picture at work and I’m so tired

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

im like 90% certain the dude sucking dick is from a different picture so who put him there

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

???????

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

The funny thing is, those two are photoshopped into THAT picture as well

[stebbyfrenchguy]

where are they from send them home

[tsunglasses]

This is absurd because the original image is by far the most surreal one

[theehorsepussie]

The holy trinity

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 14th of april, 2016.

[estergen]

This is probably just because i am a trans girl who are tall but trans girls who are short are so lucky

[doggirlpaws]

Forget about giving me their boobs, I want to give a trans guy a solid 12 inches

[doggirlpaws]

[doggirlpaws]

fine, whatever, I don't care anymore

reblog to give your transmasc mutuals 12 solid inches

[min8taur]

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.

You stare up at them.

They blink.

[kainoliero]

You blink back. It’s only polite to return the greeting of the Big Night Cat.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I meant for this to be all spooky and ominous, but fuck it, this is way better. I love the Big Night Cat. She is beautiful. I support her.

[midnightmart]

hand slipped so heres a gif

[shitpostsorcerer]

Reblog to respect the Big Night Cat