Dakota 🧪

He/him Looking for someone who needs a scientist? Call me! (Unemployed)

[dakota-science]

Sooooo a lot of people use this app and I thought it might be a good idea to get it?

Hi! I'm Dakota Anders. I'm 26 years old, and a scientist! Kinda. I'm still looking for someone to hire me-

Things I like:

Science (duh)

Reptiles

Reading

Researching

Dislikes:

Dumb conspiracies

People staring at me... please don't. Just don't

How I really look Let's ignore that aha-! Not important! At all!

So yeah! That's all. Sends asks

OOC: Hiiii!! I'm the one behind him :))

Sooooo you already know his name, he actually has vitiligo, BUT his family made him cover his patchy skin all the time out of shame and the people back in his home town treated him terrible because of that. All that made him SUPER self consious abt his skin, plus he represses and downplays his feeling and bad memories a lot- summarizing, TRAUMA! :D Like all good ocs

Tags: - [online] dakota: stuff happening online

-dakota in the wild: stuff happening irl

-ooc: me talking

I'll may or may not add more with some time

So yeah! You have fun with him! Just no NSFW, and no shipping UNLESS we've discussed it in DMS.

Buh bye! ^^

[not-crazy-not-dreaming]

THEY’RE GROWING.

[dakota-science]

GROWING WHAT?!

[not-crazy-not-dreaming]

THES . DID I NOT TELL TOU????

[dakota-science]

NO?? WELL, KINDA??

[not-crazy-not-dreaming]

THEY’RE GROWING.

[dakota-science]

GROWING WHAT?!

[henry-from-financing]

I wish I had the stomach to eat strawberries. They look very tasty !!

Be nice if I wasn't allergic.

[dakota-science]

Oh! Youre allergic to strawberries? That’s unfortunate they do taste very good-

[henry-from-financing]

I think I'm allergic at least! Every time I look at them and think about eating them I get sick!!

I'm sure they do taste good

[dakota-science]

Hm… thats odd. Maybe you have a bad memory of them? You had them before and it made you sick, and perhaps that is why you have a negative response.

[bestregards-e]

Can I have some of your blood for research?

@dakota-science

itsjust Gonna be otherpeoples.

[dakota-science]

I… I don’t think that’s how your digestion system works-

[henry-from-financing]

I wish I had the stomach to eat strawberries. They look very tasty !!

Be nice if I wasn't allergic.

[dakota-science]

Oh! Youre allergic to strawberries? That’s unfortunate they do taste very good-

[account143-e]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

[dakota-science]

Oh hell yes man!

[your-travelling-salesman]

Our February sales are starting soon, get them while you can!

[dakota-science]

What are you selling??

[ct-online]

Really hungry. Not sure why. Have been running around our kitchen eating various not-meals. Crackers.

[dakota-science]

You want me to bring you some pre-made food?

[ct-online]

Whats your favourite thing to (try to) bake? Or cook?

Me and E bake pies a lot. We’re not very good at it, but I think the satisfaction when we finally get it will be worth it

I like to cook risotto, that’s my favourite.

[dakota-science]

Man you have to teach me how to cook, i swear at this point the next thing i'll burn is water

People keep saying cooking is like science but i don't see it

[ct-online]

I can try to teach you, it is hard at first. I wasn’t good at it when I first got here. Hah..

[dakota-science]

Yes please I would love to learn how to cook decent stuff

[ct-online]

Whats your favourite thing to (try to) bake? Or cook?

Me and E bake pies a lot. We’re not very good at it, but I think the satisfaction when we finally get it will be worth it

I like to cook risotto, that’s my favourite.

[dakota-science]

Man you have to teach me how to cook, i swear at this point the next thing i'll burn is water

People keep saying cooking is like science but i don't see it

[account143-e]

tried to Make a sandwich . Did not know thTa frozengmfood can't be fried immediately..... fire happened but thats ok it went away. husband came oever and ask what happend and if I wa s ok and I told him I WAS. and what happpened he said to be careful. And then he threw a crumpled up napking at me from the table. Playful style .... And I yhrew one back. So what we learned today is

Dont fry frozen food oil doesn't like it

Snowball fights can happen when ever!! stay vigilant.

[dakota-science]

Next time take the frozen food a few minutes before you cook it! Or microwave it :)

[henry-from-financing]

Hi Henry! What's up!

@dakota-science

Oh! Hello! You're. . . from the office, are you not?

[dakota-science]

Oh! Y-yeah... I uh, bumped into you the other day... still very sorry...

[Of course he doesn't remember you who would even try to remember you-]

[henry-from-financing]

🫀> [ Oh. . .Oh! Now he remembers! The gears turned in his head as he registered the smaller person. ]

" Ah! I see, very-. . .truly sorry for not remembering. If I remember correctly, I didn't have much problem with it then! So I don't now. "

[dakota-science]

W- well good to know that!

[He smiles nervously, fidgeting with his gloved hands]

So um... what brings you to this side of town?

[henry-from-financing]

Hi Henry! What's up!

@dakota-science

Oh! Hello! You're. . . from the office, are you not?

[dakota-science]

Oh! Y-yeah... I uh, bumped into you the other day... still very sorry...

[Of course he doesn't remember you who would even try to remember you-]

[bestregards-e]

LISTEOF NEW DISCOVERIES I'VE MADE IN MYABSENCE:

1. IT SNOWS HEHRE

[dakota-science]

Y-yeah? Have you never seen it snow here?

[bestregards-e]

dontpatroniz e me. NO, I HAVENT.foryou r infofrmatiin.

[dakota-science]

Ok ok sorry-!

…you like the snow?

[bestregards-e]

ittsgood foor aWater source. buti dont drink wateranymore so thatisnt relevant to me. itscold.

[dakota-science]

Oh right- You drink.. other things.

I like the snow and the cold. It gives me an excuse to wear long sleeves-

[bestregards-e]

LISTEOF NEW DISCOVERIES I'VE MADE IN MYABSENCE:

1. IT SNOWS HEHRE

[dakota-science]

Y-yeah? Have you never seen it snow here?

[bestregards-e]

dontpatroniz e me. NO, I HAVENT.foryou r infofrmatiin.

[dakota-science]

Ok ok sorry-!

…you like the snow?

[bestregards-e]

LISTEOF NEW DISCOVERIES I'VE MADE IN MYABSENCE:

1. IT SNOWS HEHRE

[dakota-science]

Y-yeah? Have you never seen it snow here?