Baby boy baby

[damianrichardwayne]

Damian, surrounded by dogs: They should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people

[damianrichardwayne]

Jason: What have I told you about comparing Damian to the devil?

Tim: That it's offensive to the devil

[damianrichardwayne]

Bruce: Please tell him about the birds and the bees

Stephanie, to Damian: They're disappearing at an alarming rate

[damianrichardwayne]

Damian: Aren't you going in with me?

Dick: I'm not your dad Damian *hands him a lunch box* Heres your sandwiches, I'll pick you up at five

[damianrichardwayne]

Dick: I blame myself

Damian: I blame you too

[damianrichardwayne]

Bruce: Damian's at that very special age where a boy has one thing on his mind

Clark: Girls?

Bruce: Homicide

[damianrichardwayne]

Jason: I will not let any technicalities stop me

Tim: Technicalities like laws?

Jason: Yeah, I hate those things

[damianrichardwayne]

Damian: I just want you to know that I care about you all very much.

Tim: You threatened to stab me with a pencil less than a minute ago.

[damianrichardwayne]

Damian: I hate you!

Dick: Well, I hate you too!

Damian, sobbing: You what?

[damianrichardwayne]

Dick: Guys, we have a problem.

Jason: What? The fire?

Dick: No, the- wait, what fire?

Jason: Never mind, this sounds more interesting.

[damianrichardwayne]

Damian: Perhaps I will drink my sorrows away

Damian: *Opens Capri Sun*

[damianrichardwayne]

Dick: Someone’s coming. Someone you don’t like

Damian: That could be anyone

[hellabatfam]

Jon: Would you slap one of your brothers for a million bucks?

Damian: I’d roundhouse kick all of them for free.

[damianrichardwayne]

Jon, opening the door for Damian: After you, sir.

Damian: No thank you, I never let anyone walk behind me. 7/10 attacks are from the rear.

Jon: Okay, but that still leaves me with a 30% chance to attack you from the front

Damian: But it will be easier to stop. I can always block the blow, or I can counter-

Jon: *slaps him*