Take all of me

I just wanna be the kind of girl you like

[ffsbrooklyn]

hi babies i gotta clean the house for my mama cause she’s been stressed so I gotta be a good daughter but I’ll have my phone so I’m not opposed to like writing over aim or chatzy but I will be on the dash tonight

[ffsbrooklyn]

So I might get a side job as a stripper. But it’s takes a lot of work to swing yourself around a pole. So I might just stick to my normal job. But strippers make a lot of money…Ugh I’m so indecisive.

[ffskalel]

Interesting, so — like, you’re saying that you haven’t seen Fight Club? Who the fuck are you, honestly? That’s like, the most classic movie ever.

[ffsbrooklyn]

No…I guess I’m not big into classic movies. Is it any good?

[evelyn-myers-deactivated2014110]

We would be horrible. Probably annoying everybody and in then end still having to walk home because nobody helped us. And that’s what friends are for right?

[ffsbrooklyn]

Eh I have my ways Leo, remember? Someone would help they would just leave us there to think about it for a while. So anyways how’ve you been?

[ffsbrooklyn]

@trumpetvienna: @itsbrooklyn i think the answer to that is when and where?

@itsbrooklyn: @trumpetvienna Nearest bar, ASAP. Just finished my last job made 400 put 300 in the bank with 100 dollars to blow. You know what that means, body shots all night long!

[ffsbrooklyn]

@itsbrooklyn: in other news who wants to get wasted with me?

[ffsbrooklyn]

@itsbrooklyn: Damien is a sweetheart ❤️ thank you for the nuggets

[damienspin]

Yeah, yeah. Don’t push it and behave yourself. Stay away from the road and try not to be noticeable.

[ffsbrooklyn]

Since you’re being a sweetheart now, I’ll honestly give you whatever you want. I will stay away from the road, I promise. By the way what’s that spinny thingy near the engine? Angel told me to pop the hood and I may or may not have broken something….

[evelyn-myers-deactivated2014110]

You could be stuck with me I would probably be whining the whole time. But need any help?

[ffsbrooklyn]

Ive been whining all by myself trust me it’d be nice to have a friend to cry with. No I don’t think so I have a one friend giving me advice on how to fix this piece of junk and another who’s coming to rescue me. But thanks Leo, you're a sweetheart.

[gulfinspo]

Uh—I sympathize with your issues, truly. But it can be fixed easily—you know? Only temporary. So, yes, your day could get much worse and you should not fret over a silly situation such as this!

[ffsbrooklyn]

Why would you say that!? The next worst thing that could happen was it starting to rain and messing up my hair, okay. Then I would know the big guy up there hates me.

[damienspin]

I suppose you’re right. Fuck, B, don’t start getting sappy on me now. Save the tears, alright? I’m coming.

[ffsbrooklyn]

Thank you. By the way can pick up a 20-piece McNuggets from McDonalds, don’t forget the large fries

[tylertbfh]

.. Pop the hood.

[ffsbrooklyn]

"Pop the hood" Fine I’ll do it. Please stay on the phone with me. You’ll be my only witness of something if someone tries to kill me. I’m pretty or at least kind of pretty. We're usually the first to go you know us pretty people

[damienspin]

Ha, that’s cute. You think I’m joking. Well since you said please, I guess I’ll have to see what I can do. I hope you do know I’ll need something in return though. I don’t do things for free.

[ffsbrooklyn]

Well if I die out here because you didn’t fix the car, you wouldn’t be getting anything now would you? I have had such a horrible day, okay Damien? Can you please just pick me up? I’ll give whatever you want tomorrow.

[tylertbfh]

The chances of that are highly unlikely. It’s only North Carolina. Did you pop the hood?

[ffsbrooklyn]

No I didn’t pop the hood. All I’ve done is cry for a couple hours, then I called you.

[damienspin]

Well you could have been giving me road-head and gotten us both killed, so I guess you can say it could’ve been worse.

[ffsbrooklyn]

Damien. I’m in the middle of nowhere and you’re making blow job jokes. Can you just help me please?

[tylertbfh]

Things can always be worse than what they are. Do you know what happened? Like, was the engine making noise or did it just stall?

[ffsbrooklyn]

The engine made like a weird noise then I smelt smoke. I can safely say my life sucks. I’m in the middle of nowhere and there could possibly be an axe murderer in the woods.

[ffsbrooklyn]

baes I won't be on until later I will creep on the dash but I have summer work to do so I wanna get as much as possible in the next two weeks which means buckling down a couple hours a day. So I'll be on around 6 est. which is 5 hours away from now if you wanna msg me on aim I'll probably respond to that my aim is nyc_princesss