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Damien Dempsey, district One, bio linked below. hunger games oc multi rp. Dan Howell faceclaim. Please don't be a dick I am only a defenseless marshmallow. I'll cut you verbally but I'll also cry.

[odall]

Reblog if you're not straight

[musebasket-blog]

Put a rumor you heard about my muse in my ask and they'll confirm or deny it.

[damientd-blog]

[Text]: i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs

[text: Nova] uh[text: Nova] well[text: Nova] damn, you are a LOT like your mom

[damientd-blog]

[Text]: If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.

[text: Kat] HEY[text: Kat] well i mean you’re probably right[text: Kat] BUT THAT HURT YOU SHIT

[damientd-blog]

[Text]: i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs

[text: Kat] YOU ARE BOTH CARTOONS[text: Kat] PERFECT MATCH[text: Kat] ENJOY YOUR GOOGLY BOOBS & VAGINA SERENADING[text: Kat] I’LL BE OVER HERE LAUGHING

[damientd-blog]

[Text]: i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren’t you proud of me?

[text: Kat] it’s like you’re a whole new person[text: Kat] can we get... [text: Kat] well now that i think about it, literally all of our friends...[text: Kat] to turn over this same leaf???

[damientd-blog]

[Text]: im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper “I’m not wearing underwear” but idk if thats a heartfelt apology

[text: Kat] well[text: Kat] either he’s still mad & nothing has changed[text: Kat] or you get laid[text: Kat] so i vote you do it

[rpmememaker]

Yet Another TFLN Meme

[Text]: it glows. i had to have it. [Text]: i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren’t you proud of me? [Text]: you told me your favorite colors were “pink” “no pants” and “Mexican food” [Text]: I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack [Text]: YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET [Text]: This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I’m too hungover to ask questions [Text]: I think my nap took me to another dimension [Text]: i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs [Text]: I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I’m conflicted. [Text]: I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA [Text]: i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang. [Text]: He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were “stay away from my princess parts. they’re renovating.” [Text]: It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes. [Text]: If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you. [Text]: The real estate’s complaint had the words “loud squealing at 2am” in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night. [Text]: Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less. [Text]: was it mean of me to chase him screaming “DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!” [Text]: I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents. [Text]: If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh. [Text]: Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today? [Text]: I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job [Text]: And he probably thinks I’m in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything [Text]: I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk. [Text]: i said good morning to each one of his abs personally [Text]: A true measure of a good friend is how long they respond to their friends drunken illogical texts. You’re a champ. [Text]: Apparently I’m a “fire hazard” [Text]: Just did shrooms. Don’t feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing’s happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money. [Text]: I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car. [Text]: do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it’s really, really cool when u think about it [Text]: Well I’m about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I’m disappointed in how little alcohol is in me [Text]: im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper “I’m not wearing underwear” but idk if thats a heartfelt apology [Text]: Ducking stuck downtown…all the fuxkig roads are blixkded [Text]: we’re making bets on your personal life [Text]: Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being…

[mss-mahogany]

Reblog if your muse would risk their life to save a loved one

[fourbia-deactivated20150401]

reasons why oc’s are important: the same reasons canon characters are.there should be no differences.

[tiredkun]

send me a 'dibs' if you are ridiculously attached to me as an rp partner ;

[imoved5643347-deactivated201510]

the person i reblogged this from has a quality blog and i recommend you all follow them.

[damientd-blog]

[msg dumb pyro] I hate my life as much as Robert Pattinson hates Twilight.

[msg: Kat] lmao[msg: Kat] YOU insisted on going out last night[msg: Kat] i have no pity for your hangover whining[msg: Kat] get a cup of coffee & move on

[damientd-blog]

[msg: dumb pyro] We're not watching Frozen again.

[msg: Kat] insert gif of Anna pouting[msg: Kat] you are the least fun friend

[damientd-blog]

[msg: dumb pyro] Why is there a life size cutout of Harry Styles in my bedroom?

[msg: Kat] okay first of all[msg: Kat] i don’t have to justify my life choices to you[msg: Kat] and second of all[msg: Kat] why are you complaining?!

[lunarchld]

Send my muse one of the following texts to see how they react:

[damientd-blog]

[text] I can’t take you seriously when you’re using that many emojis.  [text] Im not drunk eveyone is just blurry [text] Could you be anymore dramatic?  [text] You need more friends… or a therapist…  [text] All you do all day is sit around and google pictures of baby animals!  [text] I just miss you. That’s all.  [text] New rule.. every time you say his name I get to punch you. [text] You’re going to hell for sure now.  [text] Why is there a life size cardboard cut out of Harry Styles in my bedroom? [text] I really don’t care…  [text] Oh no, I’m not doing that again. [text] I’ve seen every episode of Grey’s Anatomy like 3 times. I practically have a PhD. [text] Do whatever you want. I don’t even care anymore.  [text] Can’t talk now.. too busy eating ice cream and watching House Hunters International.  [text] We’re not watching Frozen again.  [text] I have no idea what you’re talking about…  [text] You’ve got waaaay too much time on your hands.  [text] Are you trying to bribe me with sex?  [text] I just don’t think moving in together is a very good idea… [text] Because you’re pissing me off!  [text] You left your sweatshirt here. It’s mine now.  [text] I need to tell you something but you have to promise not to get mad.  [text] What did I say about sending me pictures like that while I’m at work?  [text] Wait… are you serious? [text] I accidentally just called my mom a bitch to her face and now I have to run away. [text] I’m just saying that you look a lot better without clothes on! [text] I know that we don’t always get along but I really do miss you.  [text] Pictures or it didn’t happen!  [text] I’ll accept apologizes in the form of food or sex.  [text] I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry please just pick up the phone. [text] That’s really inappropriate…  [text] I don’t know if I should be embarrassed or proud…  [text] You’ll never guess who just texted me.  [text] I hate my life right now about as much as Robert Pattinson hates Twilight.

[ofmockiingjays-blog]

[damientd-blog]

You love me,  real or not real? real