Well, hi there!

Need to learn how to post more on here lol

[100493503004422]

when I talk about the weather it isn't small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[cadillacjohnf1]

social media keeps trying to convince me that the WAG lifestyle is a total girlboss slay and i'm simply not falling for it. like i actually have bigger aspirations than being a man's favourite labubu. sorry.

[dammdarkabyss]

ive never once daydreamed about being a wag, seems fun i guess, but ya know what i have day dreamed about? Having a one on one chat with george russell where i ask him very seriously if he was a little rolly polly bug would he still aspire to be an f1 driver? Even in such a base and pure form is racing so engrained in his being he would have to continute to strive for it even though it is a completely impossible feat for a little bug such as himself.

Then i remember george is a little bug and he did transcend form to become an f1 driver despite his bugness. So yeah silly question.

[dammdarkabyss]

”I'm amazed he thought that was okay” I'm sorry you're amazed Yuki thought racing was okay? So defending against an overtake is suddenly not allowed?

[russellius]

2025 QATAR GP : Thursday

[jackabbot]

► bonus:

THE PITT 1.09 • 3:00 P.M.

[ztwilight]

🐞🐈‍⬛

[dammdarkabyss]

george p2 :)))

Im so happy :) imma be delusional ans hold out hope for tomorrows race 🥰🥰

[dammdarkabyss]

nooo don't investigate George, he did nothing wrong, he was just testing his husbands reflexes, he was just keeping him on his toes. He was making sure he hadn't fell asleep behind the wheel.

[dammdarkabyss]

i saw a lestappen edit to WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! and it was pretty long so I was like ohh I hope they include the ‘baby where is my lover getting down with another” line and when it got to that part it would be max and George, ya know because like obviously.

Kinda disappointed it didn't and if I knew how to find scenepacks I'd make it myself but I'm not on Instagram and that seems to be where they all are sadly. But if anyone else wanted to that would be great and it doesn't have to be lestappen, this works for landoscar as well with Oscar designated umbrella holder Piastri and his adoration for another brit.

[dammdarkabyss]

George and kimi have a contract and I have a reason to live, so ergo life is beautiful and I'm not going anywhere any time soon. Really was starting to think I'd have to find a new obsession for 2026.

[dammdarkabyss]

Russtappen Vegas wedding fic

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

wrote this for two reasons:

1) I actually like the las Vegas grand prix (mainly because George won it last year and I love all races George wins) and I love drunk Vegas weddings and think more ships should have shotgun wedding fics.

2) because it is the ultimate russtappen race, not for any juicy reasons, sure you could argue that it was Qatar that started the divorce arc, but las Vegas has literally only been won by George and max, I don't know just feels like a soulmatism. First time it was held max won, second time George wins the race and max wins his fourth championship. So ergo we need a russtappen family podium, George, max, and kimi in any order.

[dammdarkabyss]

YALL NO. GET THAT MAN SOME BROWN CONTACT LENSES MY GOOD LORD.

[dammdarkabyss]

oh George winning just looks so good on him. I'm soo happy :)

[dammdarkabyss]

please lord let this be the start of the oscar piastri villian arc please

[dammdarkabyss]

After that pitstop? Villain arc is feeling a little overdue, I don't think we're getting one today but next race is when he'll release the inner demon.

[dammdarkabyss]

please lord let this be the start of the oscar piastri villian arc please

[eightyonefour]

McLarenF1: A Quali day summary, ft. A special guest 👀

oscar: "anything to say?"

george: "no, i wanted to hear what you had to say!"

oscar: "i was just chatting shit"

george: "i'll leave you to that then"

[dammdarkabyss]

george wanted some praise or a bit of challenge there when he came over. A little “just talking about how im going to overtake you” or a little “talking about how hard it was to match your pace” ya know from oscar. Banter is basically these guys foreplay after all.