Unbetitelt

[ambivalentlyyours]

[loldodgers-deactivated20180416]

What if Mike was short for Micycle

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

i complimented an old lady customer’s little round glasses and she said “why thank you! someone told me they had a ‘steampunk look’. i haven’t been called a punk in a long time, much less a steamy one!” i’m flatlining

[yoncevevo-deactivated20251204]

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

[iraffiruse]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ludaprilgate]

[ultrafacts]

Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts

[the-darkness-returns-deactivate]

Why are the turtles crying

[patrockius-deactivated20170409]

to feed the butterflies

[ultrafacts]

Also, It is not because they are sad or being harassed. They actually have a gland that empties into their eyes that helps them get rid of too much salt that they collect living in the salty water. You can only see their tears when they are out of the water on land, and the tears also help keep sand out of the turtle’s eyes. The tears of the tortoises are an essential contribution of salt and minerals for the butterflies survival and the turtles work with them like a friendship & open their eyes for them to drink without hesitation.

[queenkatluv]

Butterfly: Man I’m so hungry bro.

Turtle: I gotcha homie. *Opens eyes*

Butterfly: Thanks man.

That’s friendship.

[korrasera]

This may be one of the most adorable animal facts I’ve ever heard.

[ultrafacts]

They also do it with crocodiles! [x]

[dank-daddy]

[damn-it-babe]

me @ my son: wolfgang, you were named not after one wolf but a whole gang of wolves,

[visvya]

[holygeist]

hell

[khoaphan]

Baby Octopus!

[gethealthynotslim]

true story

[rubudubu-deactivated20150209]

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

[sailorcrystalgemplaneteer]

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

[rubudubu-deactivated20150209]

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

[randobambo]

[x]

[ruinedchildhood]

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