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Hansen - 32 - they/them - TX [distantly] GET A LOAD

[mymultifandomhell]

heated rivalry + text [20 / ?] (src)

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[griffonatrix]

reblog to give prev a notification

[pillarofawesome]

[kosmogrl]

I enjoy being alone so much and that might just be how I end up

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[bodhi-devotee]

“you’re such a ray of sunshine!” thanks! one day i chose to act happy and then i kept choosing it over and over and over and over until the neurological pathways formed like desire paths in the thicket. i dug and clawed my nails into the grooves of my brain and carved out joy. i retouch it every day.

[romanceyourdemons]

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[grendel-menz]

I hope you know that it’s always this

[ceeejus]

kibby

[aboutoriginality]

[notaplaceofhonour]

[vaporsnake]

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

[vaporsnake]

would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer

[classycookiexo]

[a-commas-a-pause]

#this is just a fact of reality#humans are too complex for us to experience the same person exactly the same.

via @listen-to-the-inner-walrus

[busket]

my pronouns are I/me/my. dont talk about me without talking about yourself. I am you

[busket]

thank you

[busket]

(looks around nervously) somethings going to get me??

[thyrell]

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

[thyrell]

irs.

[efoxgirl]

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[goldrogerstits]