Fingers Laced To Crown

Christian. 27. Columbus, OH.

[natalieironside]

We went from "#freethenipple" to "gay Internet communists will call you a pervert for admitting you sometimes jack off" in the space of like 3 years

[goodnigth]

i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access

[rylandsgrace]

Shrek (2001) // Glass Onion (2022)

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

G… gender roles? [I open my hand, confused, and reveal a fistful of dnd dice] Which one do I…?

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

You get it

[ponyoisms]

movie theatres are like if platos cave slayed

[gtgcya-archive]

without hrt christmas is just cismas

[thyrell]

this pun works so beautifully well i cant believe the english language allows us to do this

[midiport]

You give off the vibes of someone who buys cryptocurrency :/

just tell me to kill myself

[mossflower-deactivated20241211]

how am i supposed to use any other social media site. which other site has a userbase so commited to the bit that a nonexistent movie can trend at no1

[captainjonnitkessler]

[firefox-official]

[sustainpedal]

Idk about this one boys, Cookie Monster always refers to Cookie Monster's self as "Cookie Monster".

[firefox-official]

no he doesn’t. he refers to himself as “me.” elmo’s the one that talks in third person. that’s the joke. elmo doesn’t use pronouns and cookie monster is blue. how dare you assume i made this post and didnt know my fucking sesame street history. christ

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[themythicalcodfish]

oh goody a pony cleaning instruction vid-

WHAT THE FUCK

[fuckyeanihilism]

[thepleasuregoblin]

A name is a spell you cast on your child when they’re born

[thepleasuregoblin]

I cast “get bullied in middle school”

[datanazush]

Power word: Melvin

[libraryfag]

Shakespeare writing side characters

[Image description: an edited screenshot of Brian David Gilbert ripping out a sheet of tinfoil while staring at the camera. the captions read "foil time". end description]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[ledzepplin]

[is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet]

After Trump was banned from every other platform, he was left with only unconventional means of communication.

[gwyoi]

You can't reclaim the f slur .. 😐

I’m not reclaiming I’m using it as a slur ^_^