Idealistic Cynic

Notice there's never any birds around anymore. Used to be birds. Singing in the morning and wake you up. Singing at night, looking for girl birds to meet up with. Just don't hear them no more...kind of sad. Rosie. 27. Background by Sarcastically

[ttbret]

Fortiche please. Fortiche I’m begging-

[swankyangles]

(deep gasp out of a sleep) MORE KNUCKLE TATTOOS

BOLO TIES * DIET RITE * BODY WASH

SOLO DUET * DUKE HURL * WINK WINK

BANK TUBE * TUNA FISH * UNDO USER

TWAT TZAR * SKID MARK * SKIN TAXI

TOOT BOOT * SELF SERF * HONK SHOO

QUIZ SHOW * PURE OWLS * PUBE RASH

PORK DORK * TRAD GOTH * WHEN FOOD

TITS TOTS * THIS HERE * FONT FOOL

GIRL WHAT * THUS WRIT * A$AP YAMS

WAGE RAGE * VEER LEFT * WARM TUGS

YOUR TOMB * THUG LICE * NONE OWED

RUMP PALS * FROG OILS * NUNS BUNS

POSH TART * NOUN VERB * MISS MAYO

NEED NAAN * META DATA * MALE GAZE

LAWN CARE * RACK RUIN * LARD LIPS

[ms-demeanor]

Saw a guy at the plasma center last night with BABA YAGA tattooed on his knuckles and was immediately crushed with envy.

[indielowercase]

In college we would play Mystery Knucks at parties (with a sharpie, although non-knuckle stick and pokes also happened at some of these parties)

One person did one hand and another would do the second, without looking at the first. It's a good game, and depending on your relationship with tattoos could turn into a real one.

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[jfk-blown-away-blog]

I wish I spoke Spanish, this probably says something really beautiful

[gay-systemdeez]

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

[gay-systemdeez]

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

[nosayingyes]

Pepper spray his pussy

[gay-systemdeez]

Do not.

[kargaroc]

[scotianostra]

Sound up! 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[bumblebeebats]

I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot

[hemicynes]

[only-tiktoks]

[skovenshemmeligheder]

Like an old man to a construction site

[stripedteacup]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[depsidase]

[nouveau-riche-princess]

i think about that dota screenshot that's like 'i still think it's your fault because otherwise it's my fault and i don't like that' every day of my life

[nouveau-riche-princess]

[fredbydawn]

Phantom of the Paradise Out of Touch THURSDAY

[sleepycatmama]

One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it's done.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Sometimes (oftentimes), when a creative project is "misbehaving," it's because it is tired, and overstimulated, and just needs a time out to rest -- like toddlers often need.

And sometimes, you should give your creative projects time to talk to each other, as well as to you.

[nydescynt]

Instructions unclear; my 17 ongoing craft projects have unionized against me.

[gwydionae]

Behold, one of my best friend's Halloween costumes, recorded and uploaded by a complete stranger with over a million views on tiktok! (I'm so proud!!)

[floridapirate]

Some witches skating

[zkyeline]

The self-care sisters

[circumgutter]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier