•damn okay•

okay damn

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[acespejs]

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

[sun-ni-day]

oh that's what the dwarves were doing

[shelbazoidz]

The porky pig bit has to be one of my favorite mbmbam moments. Griffin's reluctance at his own joke. The brother's silent horror. The animation captures this trainwreck/homerun of a joke so well

[catcrumb]

[silvermoon424]

As an ace this is the only time "you just haven't met the right person yet" has made me laugh lmaoooo

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[nitewrighter]

Peer-reviewing tags by @dickwitch

[xyrm-deleted-deactivated2018080]

escaped medical leech

[shadybacon]

There are medical leeches!?

[jesus-lizard-journal]

Yes! They work very hard to get their medical degrees. 

[roachpatrol]

not this one, though. this one’s trying to ditch class. 

[apathy-tied-in-knots]

what was the class, color theory?

[squeakitties]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

new type of guy just dropped

[powerburial]

this is standard issue uncle

[viralfrog]

[fishthegenderwiz]

That must be where she's heading now!

[cannibalchicken]

[hokkotarumae]

starting a collection

[stjohnstarling]

Hang on, I need to visit my mind palace. *closes my eyes and screws up my face and I begin to turn an increasingly distressing shade of red until I pass out and hit my head on the coffee table*

[oddarette]

All of my light bulbasaurs in one place :)

[escuerzoresucitado]

[charlesoberonn]

The Wonderbread Guy

[kaekolormore]

some slimes from games