[itswhatyougive]

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

[chalkbird]

when you're a shapeshifter i bet letting yourself slowly fall off a rooftop only to turn into a bird and fly away feels soooo good

[twinicegiantorbiters]

haha. dipshit. I’ve fallen asleep curled up in your lap and now you can’t get up. how do you fuckin’ like that huh???

[eveningcylinder]

Playing footsie with a girl but I'm competitive so I start kicking the shit out of her shins under the table

[kosmogrl]

this is how spending a really fun day with your friends feels like

[godisafujoshi]

Just jerked my shit during lunch break 😊

[senator-onahole]

do it on the clock are you stupid

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[dogpuppy]

[valtsv]

medieval knight raising the visor on his helm just so you can see him rolling his eyes

[disgustinggf]

[sentientsky]

riding her dick cowgirl style while shaking my head to show i disagree with the settler-colonial and falsely idealized nature of frontier era north america

[p-haliaetus]

(sexting for the first time) i love you

[dogpuppy]

[charl0ttan]

dude quick turn on wikipedia. any article

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

[wildspringday]