It is as we feared

The Chamber of Secrets has indeed been opened, again.

[rv-is-deactivated20250119]

mcu cancelled. thor ragnarok and black panther belong to the mamma mia cinematic universe now

[damogran]

Cher is a Disney princess now

[sensitiveaangel]

when janelle monae finished telling me about how everything is sex except sex (which is power) and hit me with that “now ask yourself who’s screwing you” for the first time, i ascended far beyond this plane and met with the deity that rules this universe before coming back into my body a fully enlightened being

[eroscestlavie]

michel foucault was bald because janelle monae spoke these lyrics to him through a rift in spacetime and immolated his wig 

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

*talking to a gay couple*

So which one of you is… you know… the one who doesn’t fucking text back?

[babyxbruiser-deactivated2024070]

Oh my god

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[grigori-girl]

[vethox]

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[damogran]

Me on a spiritual level.

[astera-trash]

am i funny yet

[mamalazzer]

[twitchytyrant]

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

[impossiblycleverdreamer]

YOU’RE WELCOME

[damogran]

I love this possibly more than I can express.

[thepurpleskies]

please just read the whole thing

[blogofeggspast]

what a fucking ride

[labias]

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

The Gays: *make obviously facetious jokes about Gay Culture™️ and how heteros are banned from certain activities and behaviours for fun*

The Heteros: I can’t believe this violent bigotry I have been subjected to this is the worst act of intolerance in recorded history how can you gays hope to attract allies if you continue to use hateful language like this I just literally can’t even *hyperventilates and dies*

The Gays:

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

Call me a fucking liar y’all.

[zorabioz]

[damogran]

Frankly offended by the fact that this iMac G5 runs Windows XP.

NAH GURL

[frenchinhalechanelxoxo]

[un-rare-deactivated20151106]

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

[huntinthedwellin98]

everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy

[anonymoussong]

[elvenkingtranduil-deactivated20]

Not a rock THE  ARKENSTONE 

[glorfy-the-bright-haired-ellon]

Why just one rock Why not three Why not the silmarils

[mondknight]

#i’m pretty sure there’s an entire book on the topic ‘why not silmarils’  (x)

[desidesidesi]

And one on why not the arkenstone

[cakeisnotpie]

You’re right. Just get them a ring.

[bcfurs]

[totally-not-nyarlathotep]

do not get them a ring

[penelopevalentine]

Can’t not reblog this again