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do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever” lol

cheaphalloweencostume

like can we finish this early im trying to build a potato farm in minecraft

spoopy-story

Emotional brain:

Logical brain:

#me rn!!! bitch!

thoodleoo

"Horsey horsey" "Yes papa" "Hiding Greeks?" "No papa" "Telling lies?" "No papa" "Open belly" "Ha ha ha"

did one of my students send this

#christ

cowboy-garfield

tag yourself: the novels everyone read at my middle school

#im in pain

theunownresearcher

I’m a psychology student on a mission

#iconic

mcclonalds-deactivated20131231

tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of

mcclonalds-deactivated20131231

i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post

gaylibertariansc

God damn. For that one word?

the-real-jeb-bush

What’s the big deal about that word? It sounds like a made up one

gaylibertariansc

It is. From different shows. I’m assuming doctor who and Sherlock. The “super” part I’m not sure about

Times are changing.

Dragons are extraordinarily good mimics, escaping human predation by disguising themselves as common airliners, some even going so far as to sport crude copies of carrier logos. This makes them difficult to track, though most sources agree that the dragon population is critically endangered.

While there has been some success with halting large-scale dragon hunting, conservationists are still concerned about a recent spate of crashes in otherwise healthy adults.

Given that dragons communicate via radio signals and that most crashes occur near military radar stations, it is theorized that the radar may be disorienting the dragons. Investigations are still ongoing.

#shit wtf?#this is rad as hell my dude

catchymemes

This was George. He was a 9 year old Jack Russell who lived in the small town of Manaia, New Zealand. On April 29, 2007 he jumped into a losing fight with two Pit Bulls to protect two young children. According to witnesses he fought as hard as he could, but he never stood a chance and was severely mauled as the children were pulled to safety. George died from his wounds that afternoon at the vet.

moonxtal

The best boy

cezarywho

😭

#im in fucking tears what the fuck

dungeonmastersconsortium

10,000 Follower Giveaway!

Wow! I can’t believe I’ve got 10,000 followers! ( @kiss-my-asymptote was number 10,000!) To celebrate, we’ll be giving away 5 prizes! (Unfortunately, law says this will only work for US followers.) Here’s what we’re giving away!

Bronze Prize: (2) A set of dice will be sent to you!

Silver Prize: (2) You get one bath bomb from @dnd-apothecary, and a set of dice!

Gold Prize: (1) The big haul! You get 1 D&D book of your choice, a large set of dice, a bath bomb, and a candle from @dnd-apothecary!

1. Only reblogs will count as entries, and only one entry per day.

2. Must be following this blog.

3. You’ll be contacted by PM once the giveaway ends if you won.

4. Entries will be accepted until October 31st, 2018.

Thanks for following the DMC, everyone!

#oh lit

bassiter

Dancing in the Moonlight except on a camping trip while everyone else is asleep

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Dancing in the Moonlight except you’ve just woken up at 3am during a summer camping trip and you can’t fall asleep, so you’re trying to relax next to what’s left of your fire. You’ve got the radio on as quiet as it’ll go without being inaudible because you don’t want to wake anyone else up – unlike you, they’re all fast asleep in their tents.

requested by @garlicbread-slut

#audio