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Love it when you put butter into a pan that's still warming and the butter starts slidin around like where you goin girl
worms are the confetti of a rainy day
love is stored in the Bonk
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im on a quest to order specifically dirt jelly beans. so far my emails have not been returned
I’ve emailed and submitted something on their website and waited… so far nothing. I’m looking into it for a friend who bit into the dirt jelly bean and said, “it tastes wholesome” and spent a good 20 minutes trying to find more of them
I’m thinking about Secret Santa with the Hargreeves where one of the siblings gets Dolores and goes to Five to get an idea of what to get for her… and the other siblings just hear Five and gather around to here him lovingly talk about how Delores likes shirts with sequins, and what her favorite colors are, and what kind of knit she preferred in sweaters…
Rosemary? You mean spicy pine needles?
Are you insinuating that regular pine needles aren’t spicy???
Regular pine needles are regular
Not by rosemary standards
…Have you eaten pine needles?
We’ve been friends for like four years, do you seriously have to ask if I’ve eaten pine needles or not
I mean I’m pretty sure you have but I don’t want to assume
Of course I’ve eaten pine needles. Various kinds. Singleleaf pinyon is weirdly the best
Are they…
spicy?
You know, I’d love to tell you but I’m pretty unclear about what marks the difference between “spice” and “strong-tasting plant that isn’t considered a spice”
I’ll have to eat some pine needles myself then to find out
Ok but it only counts if they’re PINE needles and not just any old needle-like leaf off a tree
I’m going to eat every needle-like leaf I see
Please Don’t Do That
Needle-Like Leaf Roulette
…I’ll accept this plan as long as you promise not to eat any yew leaves.
I can try very hard not to
Pine needles are distinguished by the presence of a sheath-like structure at the base of the leaf, almost always holding bundles of two or more leaves. Yews don’t have the sheath thing
It’s time for me to go out into the woods and stare at needle leaves
Finally you can gain real insight into my average daily life
this conversation reads like two shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief and then are never heard from again
god fucking dammit gimme a minute
Enter AERUH and MALUS SYL-VESTRIS, a pair of JESTERS.
AERUH I tell thee, rosemary is like a pine but with a spicy taste.
MALUS Art thou to claim that needles base of pine have not a spice?
AERUH A needle base of pine is merely base.
MALUS ‘Tis not when held, comparing, to anthos.
AERUH My dearest Malus, needles thou'st eaten?
MALUS How many moons have we as friends seen rise? How many suns have we as friends seen set? Thou sixteen seasons in my heart I’ve held, and hope that I in thine hast been the same. With brotherhood as rich and old as this, thou needst not ask me such frivolities.
AERUH I know thou likely has, to tell the truth, but I would not assume.
MALUS Well, yes, I have. A multitude of types I’ve eaten too. I’ll tell thee now: the best (though it is strange) is single-leaf pinyon.
AERUH And it has spice?
MALUS I truly wish that I could tell thee this, but now, i'faith, I cannot fully tell, the difference in classifying thus: to say “has spice” or merely “herbal strength”.
AERUH To tell this tale most clearly it would seem that eating needles from a pine’s required.
MALUS Aye, it would seem that that’s the task at hand, but caution tells that this is what’s to do: eat only needles of the honest pine, and none of lying leaf with pinelike shape.
AERUH I’ll eat them all.
MALUS I prithee, stay thyself.
AERUH Roulette with leaves.
MALUS At least restrain from yew.
AERUH I’ll do my best.
MALUS That is all can we do. The scholars tell that needles true of pine can be distinguished from the lying yew by sheathlike clothing all along the base; the yew has no such guard.
AERUH With this new truth I now will venture out into the wood and seek the pines and pinelike fakes alike to stare them down and learn their secret truths.
MALUS With this thou canst at long and weary last Discover for thyself my life’s own path.
Exeunt.
Enter MACDUFF.
MACDUFF. Yo dudes that king there’s dead. Like dead as FUCK.
the other day my boyfriend remembered he can do a spot on Kronk impression and I. I just don’t know what to do with this information
why do the whos in whoville celebrate christmas? they also have whobilation but why both whobilation AND christmas? was there who jesus? i have MANY questions
im on a quest to order specifically dirt jelly beans. so far my emails have not been returned
my dad, who is getting help with the sound system in my car: and we’re gonna listen to ~Shostakovich~ on the way home
the sound guy, crawling in my trunk: HECK yeah
i just learned via a podcast hosted by my friends that one of them actually met me as a person and not just as a mutual friend when we were at a friend’s house and i wandered off and started playing the mii theme on a keyboard until everybody went to go see where it was coming from
tis the season for glitter to end up everywhere it absolutely should not be
i was hanging out with friends later in the day and forgot that Indiana was, in fact, a state and not like. In Canada or something. one of my friends who was sitting right next to me is from Indiana. i’ve BEEN to Indiana before. i just.
I’m currently a Typhoid Mary because I’ve tested positive but have no symptoms (at least as of now, but it has been a bit) and one fun thing about being asymptomatic is that people will still automatically tell me “get better soon!”. It’s sweet and all but I’m already feeling fine, and I told a friend about this, and what I’m getting at is that my lunch table had a small prayer for me to “transcend health”
happy late halloween all you spooky lads
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