kidnapper: we have your son
Hannibal: I don't have a son
kidnapper: it says daddy here on the contacts
Hannibal: oh my god they have Will
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kidnapper: we have your son
Hannibal: I don't have a son
kidnapper: it says daddy here on the contacts
Hannibal: oh my god they have Will
Just saw this on reddit XD
@therealjacksepticeye
Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers
It’s the Oedipus Complex
Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex
Oedipus: has a very traumatic experience
Freud being a Man™: you must have wanted it
It got better
some nerd: hey do u know how to read
me (cool and has a skateboard): no
Wow! How can you not read? You typed it LOL.
i have a skateboard
Norwegian parody of Sherlock # 1
All credits to the creators and NRK channel in Youtube
Me, who was certainly not there, watching Live Aid for the 20th time on repeat with my hand elbow deep in a pringles can
he meant you too.
This is what you crackheads sound like talking to each other on this site
use comic sans to write
i hate this so much but this knowledge is too powerful to keep from you all.
last night @phaltu discovered that setting your font to comic sans in google docs improves writing speed and creativity by an insane amount. “no” i said and “die” but then i tried it and god. i wish it wasn’t this way. i wish it wasn’t true. i wish i could protect you all from this but it’s real.
something about this font is so disarming. something about this font lets you look past the shape of the words and into their soul. i’ve never written so much as i did last night, on my phone, at 2am, in comic sans.
if you have writer’s block. if you lack inspiration. if you need this. don’t be afraid to use it. sometimes the things we find most horrifying are also the things we need the most. trust me. let comic sans into your life.
ok so! this may actually be in part because of two different things. 1 - comic sans is a dyslexia-friendly font, and it may just be that you find it easier to process words when they are in that font because they are designed to be easier to read! and 2 - changing anything about the environment you work in can help inspiration, up to and including changing document background colour or text colour or in this case font! I mention this because I think people forget that comic sans is literally designed to be easy to read and process for people who struggle with that, because we all make fun of it so much instead.
my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!
me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)
my spotify algorithm:
Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck
thats staff
Mi abuela: Hace 3 días que no como.
Todos los presentes: ¡¡¿Qué?!!
Yo: Bah... ya estás muerta.
Abuela: O sea pero si he cenado y desayunado,daah.
everyone: *stops responding* me: wow they must be busy brain: or maybe you don’t exist
are you ever talking to someone and then they start to look a little confused and suddenly you can’t remember how long you’ve been talking or what you’re even talking about and it’s so fuckin embarrassing
brain: you know what sounds fun and relaxing?
me: what
brain: thinking about everyone’s ulterior motives against you
me: that doesn’t sound very fun or relaxing
brain: TRY IT
me: ….ok
you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅