Nurse. Dog Mom #auntlife

Slightly in love with a boyband

[valtsv]

a villain who commits crimes because they want to impress the hero and get their attention but they don’t know how to flirt like a regular person

them: i just don’t understand it. last week i airlifted an entire bus full of tourists to the top of a skyscraper and rigged every floor with fun, non-lethal booby traps. i wore my best cape, my tightest black leather pants AND i added 5 more flirty winks and seductive smirks to my monologue. how could i possibly have been more obvious?

their minions: have you considered just… talking to them?

them: have i what now

[contrapposthoe]

[melmanpur]

Royalty 👑

[sunbathe]

me revisiting my scene phase playlist

[memeuplift]

[snorlaxatives]

i just wanna give a special shoutout to pineapples for being literally one of the best fruits in the world they’re sweet and juicy and everything a fruit should be

[spaghetti-divination]

And they dissolve your flesh if you have it on your skin for too long!

[snorlaxatives]

love that!

[undertheniall]

SMUG ASSHOLE😂 (x)

[craved-deactivated20230908]

“Do you think the universe fights for souls to be together? Some things are too strange and strong to be coincidences.”

— Emery Allen (via quotemadness)

[thweaty]

niallhoran: Sydney! Loved every minute of it. See ya next year x

[uglysweatersandhotnerds-deactiv]

If you’re ever feeling sad…

[whitepeopletwitter]

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

You guys realize you’re interacting with other human beings on here, right?

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

I just think that maybe some of you should be like, normal

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

and by that I mean that like. you need to realize there are boundaries with interactions with strangers

[aliiiiiiice]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

This is what “Boys Will Be Boys” should mean

[tunacolder-deactivated29062014-]

[girlalmighty]

[always-overthinking-at2am]

“you don’t truly love someone until they’ve hurt you and you still think of them as the greatest person in the world. love is the most violent act.”

-unknown

[sweetesthoneyisloathesome]

“Heartbreak is mentally exhausting. You spend hours of your life pining, analyzing, regretting, wishing, hoping - hurting. And you feel it everywhere, it’s consuming. And while you understand this emotional prison is temporary, every part of you screams and you scream with it.”

—

[thegoodvybe]

[itallstartedwithakiss]