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@dance-with-sum1
can I tie you up, love? if you tell me yes, Iâll unbutton every button down your green green dress
Andrew Garfield and Alexandra Shipp in tick, tickâŚBOOM! deleted scene: âGreen Green Dressâ
Dance all the time or sometimes sit joyfully?
I can try to sit joyfully, but I promise ya. If thereâs good music playing, itâs not gonna last for long.Â
Are you ever out of control?
I try not to be. Some people might love the chaos, but I truly love order. it might not be everyoneâs definition of order but Thatâs not to say I donât like letting loose, thatâs totally different in my book! I just donât like loosing my sense of self. itâs not as fun as itâs cracked up to be and then you make mistakes.Â
kadavernaghâ:
Well, if you didnât drink the moon water, then it wouldnât matter if there was purge fluid in it. Homeopathy can kill, you know. But, fine, Iâm willing to admit drinking âmoon waterâ is unlikely to be harmful in and of itself, so long as it isnât a substitution for any kind of real medical care. I still think itâs ludicrous. As are you.
Iâll bring as many dead animals into this as I want. Would you like a porcupine thatâs been decomposing for three days? How about a meadow vole that just died? Or the cat. No one seems to want the cat. You clearly lack any sense of taste, and I mean that in a figurative sense. Unless you also happen to have ageusia. Then I mean it literally, too.
I had an imperfect upbringing, fine, but I can guarantee it was better than yours. At least Iâm not lapping up âmoon energyâ and âmother earthâs hugsâ and âbaby crystalsâ and⌠whatever else.
Why wouldnât I drink it!! You make it with ingestible liquid for a reason!! Not as quickly as drinking decomposition fluids would kill you!! Youâre a psychopath!Â
How dare you! Are you killing them for sport then? Not that Iâd mind if you enjoy killing moose but for Gaiaâs sake donât bring them into my life! I donât want any of those things!! Gods you fackinâ banshees and your dead things-lemme guess...you have a whole collection of bones too, eh?Â
HAH! You donât even know what you are! Iâll bet your mum didnât even help you come of age then. No wonder youâre so out of sorts trying to pawn of death water at people who just wanted to help you!
damienxsheppardâ:
You name the time and the place, and Iâll be there. Would never say no to a drink.
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Eeeee yay!!! Ok ok ok....letâs see....how about the Perfect Pint? I donât think itâs that new...but Iâm a sucker for a good Irish pub!
divineluceâ:
Thanks. Forearm, huh? Any preference on size? Thereâs a lot I gotta know. You wouldnât believe the number of people who come in saying âDo whatever you want!â and then get cold feet when they see the design.
Or theyâre the ones who are self employed with bills up to their eyeballs. Uh huh Sure.
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Wellllll what if I promise I wonât freak when I see it? Iâm thinkinâ wrist to elbow! Inner forearm. Something cute!
Thatâs true too. But Iâm glad sheâs gettinâ the break she deserves! Do you ever take vacations?
notsoharshâ:
Yâknow, that sounds pretty fun, actually. Iâve got a lot of shifts this week, but I could swing by in the evening if you want someone to hang around with. I havenât gotten a chance to see much of it yet, but it sounds cool.Â
Oh that would be amazing!! Theyâve got all sorts of pretty twinkle lights set up for the evenings and it is straight up magical. Plus you canât beat all the fresh air and fresh FOODS!
carrionxcamilleâ:
I didnât think to ask about the toppings. I think it fell onto someones car, so Iâm not sure it wouldâve been the most edible after that. No pizza place took credit for it as far as I know.
Hm...youâd think someone would want the world to know they were making the largest pizzas that happen to land already in your car! Cut out the delivery man!
grantcontrolâ:
[pm] Oh, you sound fun, I like you. Is that your address? Well, one jar costs $12, so multiply that by 13, and thatâll be $156. When should we send them? Or you can pick them up at BUG BUSTERS PEST CONTROL SOLUTIONS located at [user has inserted address] with contact information through [user has inserted phone number] if your scheduleâs all over the place and youâd like to just drive by.Â
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[pm] You sound fun too! Itâs where I work, which I practically live there I work so hard! Hah! Ohh what a steal! I can always swing by, Iâd love to see what a pest control office looks like!Â
onepunchloganâ:
NESSA AHHHHH HIIIII!!! THANK YOU FOR NOT FIRING ME FOR BEING GONE FOR THREE MONTHS! You da best boss ever!Â
I am so ready to jump back in! Gonna make those bar tabs MY BITCH.Â
Also we should hang out after work soon!! I mean like only if you want to! Oh and Iâm not implying that I donât NOT like seeing you at work, donât get me wrong! Like you look bomb af in the lighting there, like damn you are so pretty girl wtf, but yeah we should do lunch someday!! Omg am I making this weird SORRY I JUST THINK YOU ARE SO COOL PLEASE HANG OUT WITH ME AGHHHHHHHH
Of course not! Iâve also been gone for quite a bit, itâd be so rude of me to fire you for the same thing. Even though at least I gave the club notice but youâre just so much fun to be around
I love the enthusiasm! Letâs get that bread!!
Oh I would adore that! What were you thinking?? most humans canât keep up with me but you seem to be running like an energizer bunny! those are still things right?? Love, you FLATTER me! Thatâs all part of the magic of the clubâs lighting though, it makes everyone look amazing! Neat trick, huh?
deadswitchengageâ:
I honestly couldnât tell you. I havenât really ran into any yet but when I do, Iâll let you know. Maybe theyâre upset about something, I donât know how bees work. But yeah, thatâs what youâve come back to. Woo. Is White Crest your hometown?
If theyâre upset, thereâs probably an upset in the natural balance of things...which...I donât think I feel, but who knows...
Oh no...but it is now! My home, and itâs a town! What about yourself? You grow up here with the fucky bees?
normalleeâ:
Oh, does it? That makes sense!Â
How have you been, by the way? It has been a short time for mortals long time since I have heard from you.
Oh yeah! Somethinâ about the new sprouts, the bloominâ flowers, the longer days, it makes any topiary worth its weight wanna get up and dance!
Iâm good! It has been a minute, hasnât it! What about you? No more getting lost in mirrored mazes, hm?
Looking for a club geared towards fae that features awkward supernatural speed dating nights? Of course you are. In that case, Faetal Attraction might be for you. Located on Amity Road with most of the other freaky nightlife, the club is open to any non-human species who wants in, but is owned and run by fae. Bringing humans is frowned upon, but allowed if they have a fae chaperone. They may receive some rude stares, and some fae species may try to feed off them if theyâre not careful.
There is a strict no violence policy when it comes to interaction between non-human species.
It costs a fairly steep $20 to get in, but the drinks at the bar are cheap (and surprisingly good).
Speed dating (called âBlind Faetâ) runs every Friday night, and all species and sexual orientations are invited to participate, though youâll find some of the attractions are, indeed, fatal (what do you mean you didnât know she was a leanan-sidhe?).
Old Joe, a long-time patron and Scottish spriggan, scans the doorway and has some unkind words to say about any non-fae entering the club. Most fae look down upon non-fae who go there.
Alexandra Shipp photographed by Jerry Buttles for Wonderland, 2018
vanessahudgens: Always in our own world @alexandrashipppp