Wade Wilson

Roleplay Account 18+ MDNI

[dancepooool]

It's Britney Bitch...

♫♪♪...I see you...I just wanna dance with you...♫♪♪

Kidding!

It's Wade Wilson, bitch!

I'm also known as Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, Mouth (Affectionately), Mouth (Derogatory), Gods Perfect Idiot, El Cancer, Marvel Jesus, Jabbering Butt Plug (thank you, Cable), Red and whatever name you decide to call me. ;)

18+ MDNI (I'm fucking serious. Don't)

Anyone under 18, get out/salir/aussteigen/出て行け (deteike). That means minors, do not interact.

♡ My wolvie is @silverclawswolvie. He has my heart and my dog tags. We're engaged! ♡ Fuck with him and I’ll make Jack the Ripper look like a joke.

I may be a flirt, but it doesn't mean I want you, sweet cheeks. 💋

If you want to dance, just shoot me an ask!

This is what I'm dancing to! (songs may include some explicit content. Listen at your own risk)

Hello, dear reader! [Wade waves to the camera] Wade Wilson here. I guess a little bit about me is in order, since the only thing you all know about me from this pinned post on this fuckass website called Tumblr is that I like to dance and I have my very own Wolvie. (Love you babygirl!) I guess my story starts with how I got this beautiful face. [Wade points to his scarred face.] You can thank some British villain named Francis for making me grace you with my nauseating looks. You see, this face, along with the rest of my supermodel physique, is cancer. It was supposed to be terminal, but joke's on me! I can't fucking die. (haha!) I know, I've tried. But now I'm a walking, talking, breathing cancerous tumor. (Thanks a LOT, Francis!)

I was in the US Army Special Forces (dishonorably discharged). Now, I kill people for money and sometimes one time I saved the world. BUT! I’m no hero, compadres! Don’t get me mixed up with that crowd! It won’t be pretty. I did the hero thing once, and it was exhausting. I don't know how Cap does it! That's all you really need to know about me. (For now.) Love you, reader! xoxo [Wade makes a heart shape with his hands and blows a kiss to the reader before skipping away.] I'm batman.

Mod note: I don’t do relationship drama and rumors. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth if someone tries to interrupt my peace unprompted. If I want Wade to have some tension with Logan, I’m going to discuss it with their mod first. If you, as a reader, want to create drama between Wade and Logan, please discuss it with us first. Our DMs are open and we’ll be more than happy to work with you. I know we put some of our RPs and flirting out in the open for you all to enjoy (or not), but trying to provoke negative emotions between our characters is not wanted unless discussed.

This also includes situations and relationships outside of my muse’s relationship with Logan. If you want to bring Wade into drama with someone outside of his relationship, please discuss with me first. Thank you.

Any anon that tries to cause drama between Wade and Logan unprompted will get an answer of “fuck you”.

[officialmakingthechimichangas]

Marvel Unleased Roleplay Discord Server

...Earth-525 Everything Bagel Earth Universes are collapsing, timelines are fading out of existence, and a question looms over all of existence: Is this the end of time? People are being plucked from their timelines left and right, and no one knows how or why. One minute, they’re running an errand, kissing a loved one, or cooking a meal, and in the blink of an eye, they were transported to Earth-525. Outside of Earth-525 sits The Watcher, an omnipotent being that surveys over every single timeline and all of existence. He knows its past, present and future. He knows when a timeline will die, and when a new one will be born. The problem is, no new timelines have been created for a millennia, and that was a worrisome anomaly given the fact that timeline deaths were increasing at a rapid rate. What has stopped new timelines from forming on their own? What is killing off other timelines? The Watcher found a pocket timeline that was relatively unassuming and mostly empty, Earth-525, and gathered important and other notable beings that he could sense would have a significant impact on a timeline. There, he watched–and waited– for the people he had hand-selected to realize their true potential; to become anchor beings. Save the world from a threat, change yourself, of the world for the better, and an anchor being status may be granted by The Watcher. Some people pulled from a timeline were chosen to be 'Satellite beings', people chosen to help or guide others the Watcher has chosen to be made into an anchor being. No one knows who will be a satellite being or an anchor being. It is all a matter of chance. Will you take that chance? Will you be the savior of timelines? Will you solidify your place as an anchor being? Only time will tell. ↦ 18+ users and muses only ↦ No NSFW (Use trigger warnings and spoilers for heavy topics) ↦ Original Characters welcome ↦ Group setting roleplay ↦ Monthly events https://discord.gg/DTEzZgTNJ8

[dancepooool]

have you still got harvey? or did you donate him to a kid in need?

Who the hell is Harvey?

[official-buckybarnes]

I am not a pretty princess.

[dancepooool]

yes you are.

[official-buckybarnes]

You come out of the dead just to say that?

[dancepooool]

Because it's true. I have the picture to prove it.

[official-buckybarnes]

That you were dead?

[dancepooool]

That you're a pretty princess, Bucky. :)

[official-buckybarnes]

I am not a pretty princess.

[dancepooool]

yes you are.

[official-buckybarnes]

You come out of the dead just to say that?

[dancepooool]

Because it's true. I have the picture to prove it.

[official-buckybarnes]

I am not a pretty princess.

[dancepooool]

yes you are.

[we-love-redwing]

you are 51?

Wow you are… really bad at math. No, I’m 43. I would be 48 but the snap took 5 years away

[dancepooool]

And you are a very handsome 43, Cap. :)

[sparklesandmarvel]

[dancepooool]

@we-love-redwing

[thattripleabattery]

[dancepooool]

@we-love-redwing

<3

[we-love-redwing]

Thanks wade!

[dancepooool]

You're welcome, Sam! :)

[thattripleabattery]

[dancepooool]

@we-love-redwing

<3

[lesbiancaptnamerica-deactivated]

“it’s not racist to dislike sam” followed by an incredibly racist essay length post 😭

[dancepooool]

who the FUCK disrespected Sam? I will MURDER THEM

[dancepooool]

Fun fact: there’s a spider called Hot Wheels Sisyphus

That is all.

[official-buckybarnes]

What—

[dancepooool]

Hotwheels sisyphus - Wikipedia

[dancepooool]

Fun fact: there’s a spider called Hot Wheels Sisyphus

That is all.

[dancepooool]

Dancing to some quality millennial alt rock I see. This Spider approves.

@bstandsforbabydaddy

Well hello there spider-daddy. How are you today?

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Hanging in there? Can I say that?

How are you Dancepool?

[dancepooool]

You can def. say that. I’m doing okay! Been super busy lately with merc stuff though! But glad you swung on by :)

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Merc stuff will keep you busy I hear. So you get paid to shake that thang? Or just kill people?

[dancepooool]

Mmmm a little of both. Granted I only shake that thang for my wolvie now. He gets a bit jealous if I dance for other people. You know how it is.

[dancepooool]

Dancing to some quality millennial alt rock I see. This Spider approves.

@bstandsforbabydaddy

Well hello there spider-daddy. How are you today?

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Hanging in there? Can I say that?

How are you Dancepool?

[dancepooool]

You can def. say that. I’m doing okay! Been super busy lately with merc stuff though! But glad you swung on by :)

[dancepooool]

Dancing to some quality millennial alt rock I see. This Spider approves.

@bstandsforbabydaddy

Well hello there spider-daddy. How are you today?

[unlikeable-female-character]

good lord 🔥

(shamelessly nabbed from thehughjackmanfanclub on instagram)

[dancepooool]

@silverclawswolvie