Sarah

I'm typically full of shit.

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that there was an early 1900s act named “Sober Sue”, who’s draw was she never smiled. A theater offered $1000 to any one who could make her laugh, attracting big comedians. Crowds came out to watch them try, and fail, giving them a free show. Later it came out that Sue suffered from facial paralysis (x)

[her-minds-a-mess]

Fuck parties man I just wanna drive to the lake and look up at the stars w someone I love

[snailina]

Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

[alexander]

the plot twist of the century

[halloween-ismyaesthetic-deactiv]

[amateur]

[sidechica]

[memewhore]

[djshinyshades]

fill’er up

[clestroying]

this was not a mistake

[fuckyesnotes]

[thediamoundsx]

Personal Photos | Instagram | Fashion

[hagspo]

look I’ve got no idea where it came from originally but I️ am absolutely dying over this meme my brother just sent me

[perrfectly]

[blackberryshawty]

me: i love a man who can take charge and be aggressive

also me: who the fuck you think you talkin to? the fuck?

[sadobama]

“youre old enough to make appointments yourself now”

[newtgeiszler]

when your friend makes a vague post and you’re worried it’s about you cause if it was it’d be true 

[borntorun226]

[zeppelinsghost]

me