75% sarcasm 25% superheroes

stacy. 22. florida. living that multifandom dream 1d trash occasionally nsfw

[seahorseharry]

Everything is pink and I’m loving it

[gloryhollanovjah]

Harry: my debut single is deeply emotional and dramatic 70s inspired psychedelic rock, my first music video will involve me swinging freely a billion feet above the open seas, my album art features me bathing nude in a pastel pink bath with flowers, all of my social media actions are carefully orchestrated to incite maximum Drama™ 

also Harry: 

[idiot-titan-shifter-deactivated]

wake up america

[enrichmentpumpkin]

this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get 

In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you 

[ninjaboots]

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.  

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

[interruptingpanda]

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

[pumpkinskull]

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

[jimmyfury]

north florida is yes. The rest is not.

[kittydoom]

I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍

[wilwheaton]

Um. This is so wrong.

[oswinstark]

You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.

We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.

[kichizone]

[manwiththesquidhat]

clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas

[soldiers-and-petticoats]

Last one is most accurate confirmed

[harryshouse]

HARRY.STYLES //12.MAY.17//

[kindofsharethat]

1DHQ MUST BE SWEATING BULLETS

[larryappreciation-deactivated20]

harry voice: “the bullets”

[fuckyeahtonystark]

Cool Dad™ Tony Stark

[racetrak]

friend: i need advice

me: 

[thefeelofavideogame]

a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

reblog if ur a striminal

[robotsandramblings]

#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY  #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY  #A SMOOTH STRIMINAL

[pokemonprofessor]

nice.

[furikomaru-deactivated20190920]

I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.

[heartbeatharder]

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

[aggressive-bread-deactivated201]

[the-hairypotter]

ok yes, so society places unfair beauty standards on men “be tall, be muscular, but not too tall not too muscular, etc.” but the fact of the matter is that when men don’t obtain those standards it’s ok! society doesn’t say “well you’re useless now” even when looking at the ugliest man society will say “well he’s smart, he’s funny, he makes a lot of money” what have you, even if those things aren’t true, ugly men are still given value and ugly women are not. so if we could please stop saying things like “well yeah, but society gives men unobtainable beauty standards too” that would be great because they are just not the same.

[laurierrose]

unattractive men retain their humanity, unattractive women do not

[merelybeing]

[mmmmmaz-deactivated20170715]

LMAOOO IM CRYING GHIS IS SO CUTE

[blueroseflower]

Lmaoooo smart kid

[sera-phine]

He’s so happy people laughed at his joke

[purplelittlemermaid]

This made my whole day. Literally

[purplelittlemermaid]

His cute little bows 😭😭

[momworries]

Lmaooo this kid😂😂😂

[sweetmalkah]

So cute 😂😂

[rated-beautiful]

Lmaooo that’s amazing 😂😂

[dwelldreamer]

I never understood why a girl is always suppose to be that ride or die chick that stays with a man and helps him build and become the man she deserves but a guy is never told to stay with a woman while she finds herself. A guy will always look for that perfect woman but we are suppose to settle for a building project?! Fuck that.

[thotianadinell]

I love seeing posts like these because it really makes me realize how much I’ve been conditioned to live to uplift men. We really don’t ever hear about people telling men to stand by a woman when she has nothing and helping her reach her full potential. 

There was this other post about women learning to love what their men love and how men don’t do the same in return and thats so fucking true. 

It just makes feel like I’ve been brainwashed into settling for a partner that really isn’t as great as I probably think he is in my head.

Posts like these really have taught me what to look for in a partner because sometimes I feel like i can’t discern between what I really want and what I’ve been conditioned to want. 

[spacexualkids]

achilles is so often called gay by the community and straight by society even though he fell in love with men and women. freddie mercury is known as the most famous gay man even though he self identified as bisexual. channing tatum is constantly called straight even though he’s dated men and women. evan rachel wood and angelina jolie and drew barrymore–all self identified bi women constantly called straight.

sappho wrote love poems for both men and women and yalls response to the idea that she might have been bi is “there was no concept of bi/gay back then!! let’s focus on the fact that she was sapphic!!” to the point where her name has become synonymous with gay and she’s called a lesbian icon and y'all only seem to have issues with “concepts” and labels when the concept/label is BI. why am i not surprised?

[pauladeen-vevo]

bisexuality is valid pass it on

[that-millennial-chick]

Harry Potter Characters

ARIES: James Potter, Fred & George Weasley, Argus Filch, Rolanda Hooch, Horace Slughorn, Petunia Dursley

TAURUS: Cedric Diggory, Alice Longbottom, Colin Creevy, Pomona Sprout, Helena Ravenclaw, Viktor Krum, Helga Hufflepuff, Rose Weasley, Teddy Lupin

GEMINI: Draco Malfoy, Peter Pettigrew, Dean Thomas, Nymphadora Tonks, Rowena Ravenclaw, Albus Potter, Lily Luna Potter

CANCER: Lavender Brown, Seamus Finnigan, Dobby, Marlene McKinnon, Oliver Wood, Xenophilius Lovegood, Dudley Dursley

LEO: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Neville Longbottom, Fleur Delacour, Lucius Malfoy, Godric Gryffindor

VIRGO: Hermione Granger, Percy Weasley, Romilda Vane, Dolores Umbridge, Andromeda Tonks, Narcissa Malfoy

LIBRA: Katie Bell, Cho Chang, Cormac McLaggen, Minerva McGonagall, Filius Flitwick, Garrick Ollivander, James Sirius Potter, Astoria Greengrass

SCORPIO: Sirius Black, Bellatrix Lestrange, Romilda Vane, Angelina Johnson, Molly Weasley, Igor Karkaroff, Salazar Slytherin

SAGITTARIUS: Barty Crouch Jr., Rubeus Hagrid, Firenze, Bill Weasley, Peeves, Cornelius Fudge, Hugo Weasley

CAPRICORN: Severus Snape, Tom Riddle, Kreacher, Septima Vector, Alastor Moody, Aberforth Dumbledore

AQUARIUS: Luna Lovegood, Lily Evans, Aurora Sinistra, Frank Longbottom, Arthur Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, Regulus Black

PISCES: Ron Weasley, Remus Lupin, Padma & Parvati Patil, Sybill Trelawney, Ludo Bagman, Vernon Dursley, Moaning Myrtle

[lasturlontheleft]

“lol is everything offensive these days?”