Me: There’s a tall orc barkeeper and she-
sorcerer: I roll charisma
me: why?
sorcerer: I wanna date her
me:
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Me: There’s a tall orc barkeeper and she-
sorcerer: I roll charisma
me: why?
sorcerer: I wanna date her
me:
“You don’t believe that, I know you don’t.”
critical role meme — three quotes — keyleth & percy, a bard’s lament.
percy’s right. we’re worse than friends, we’re family.
and family leaves…
Scanlan is still the most clutch player. Augh! What an episode! My stress levels were so high!
On a side note… wonder if Vax’s “boon” is going to kick in anytime soon…:(
So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.
The Force Awakens novelization [3/?]:
One downward cut, she saw. One quick, final strike, and she could kill him. The landing lights of a shuttle appeared in the distance, coming over the trees in her direction. She had to make a decision, NOW. KILL HIM, a voice inside her head said. It was amorphous, unidentifiable, raw. Pure vengeful emotion. So easy, she told herself. So quick. She recoiled from it. From the dark side.
Just really wanted to paint Artagan.
I really like drawing this fabulous man.
Riverdale - Chapter Three: Body Double
Sends him off with his lunch in a paper bag, telling him not to get beat up at school again.
Floof
Matt: *describing Vax being strangled to death*
Laura: *opening up snacks*
Travis: Is this making you hungry right now?
Laura: *nervously eating*
2/?
Okay okay okay so in like twenty minutes we went from:
Vox Machina, after months IRL of lead-up, meticulously picking their way through a cavernous undead series of dungeons to face off in an inevitable confrontation with their godly endgame foe.
To:
Sylas and Delilah Briarwood chillin on a dracolich because why not.
Craven Edge 2.0: Craven Edgier.
Pike sending an archfey a picture of a smiling dick that reads “cum see us 4 a good time (this is vox machina by the way)”.
Percy stripping naked and going off to scream in a pool.
An archfey cheerfully (and consensually) strangling Vax to death for no other reason than because it seemed like it would be interesting.
Scanlan tossing around the idea of making another Scanlan for the battle ahead.
When in doubt just make a deal with an unfathomably powerful being to manipulate the fabric of spacetime so you can take a nap.
what the fuck was this episode I mean
what the fuck is high-level D&D
what
“don’t you have to be a monster sometimes? when i look at snow, i know there can only ever be one answer to that question.”
my faves are better than yours [17/?] - Sheriff Bigby Wolf
↳ “I’m sensing a very hostile tone from you. Don’t deny it. I’m good at picking up on this stuff.”