Certified Dumbass

Somewhere in my 20s • "At the end of everything, hold onto anything" • (Header by @packsxpacks) • Other blogs: @Festering-foliage @moths-delights

[squadron-of-damned]

[dancing-salamanders]

I'm not the same person anymore and everywhere i look is a time capsule of what I can't go back to

[evilvillain123456789]

can the skinnyfat homie rockin the cargo shorts hit it just this one time

[rogersandclarke]

[braveburattino]

I've caught a spy my liege

[mousenemy]

[fernicenty]

sketches from the zoo pt. 1!!

i fell in love with live drawing!! i want to do it more often for sure!!

[dogpuppy]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[oywiththepo0dlesalready]

[beardedmrbean]

[wollymight]

silly comic I made this morning

[lamignonette]

[dancing-salamanders]

[sentimentalslut]

trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy

[sentimentalslut]

saw someone say that someone complaining about only having 7k in savings makes them contemplate “doing something bad”

you know that 7k covers like. one hospital visit WITH insurance, right?

[sentimentalslut]

“people who make six figures shouldn’t be allowed to complain —“ most people who make six figures are, these days, solidly middle class. where i live, a combined household income of $110k is *lower middle class*.

“people who can afford homes —“ are typically 400-600k in debt for them. also if “can own your own home” is your threshold for the rich you are contemplating eating, i think you are genuinely stupid

“boohoo your investments dropped, stop complaining rich boy” idk how to tell you this but. most of us have a retirement account. you should probably open one

[dirt-mann]

[targetedknowledge]

[ivy-michaels]

Fam, as a former truck driver, it absolutely fucking does.

[razerbackbitch]

[razerbackbitch]

[razerbackbitch]